Side-effects to unicycling??

Are there any long term side effects with unicycling
mainly focusssing on the area of inefficient gonads?
i am not personally concerned, or anxious about anything, it just seems
interestingly absurd and funny
just curious
and have can any of u actually boast, after bashing ur 'nads for the
umpteenth time, that you have NEVER wondered if you could be doing some
serious damage for the future??:P


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When im writhing on the floor in agony, after crushing my nuts, I don't
usually worry about anything else!

Rock on!
Edd


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Eddbmxdude wrote:
When im writhing on the floor in agony, after crushing my nuts, I don't
usually worry about anything else!

Rock on!
Edd



heh yea its impossible to think of anything else in this situation


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vuniw

ehh i didnt make this up but it takes twice the man (or woman) to ride
half the bike and im sure everybody agrees

unicycle isnt a hobby, its a life style
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The long-term side effects of unicycling include great friends, better
fitness, and an active mind. When practiced for extended periods of
time, it may result in unusual experiences and a generalized feeling of
fulfillment.


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well this isnt involved with the whole "groin" thing, but unicyclist's
actually usally have really good reflexes.


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About a month ago I cut the back of my right leg very painfully on a
pinned pedal, during a freak Coker fall. Part of the freak fall
involved *ahem* bouncing on the saddle violently a couple of times.

Trouble with the Australian Boys. It hurt so much Down Under that I
didn't even notice the cuts to my leg until I'd walked home and sat
down for a bit.

Therefo maybe it gives you superhuman pain endurance? Or more
likely, it just distracts you for a short while with something that
hurts more. I certainly seek to avoid that kind of experience ;-)


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silverfridge wrote:
Are there any long term *side effects* ...mainly focusssing on the area
of inefficient *gonads*?


If your gonads are on the side, you've got other problems.



As far as I know we're still waiting for a verified case of permanent
gonad damage and death by unicycle.


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shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go
inside and watch TV.” – Homer
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Long term side effects of unicycling may include:

-Chick Magnetism
-Extreme Chick Magnetism
-Mad Steeze.

Check with your doctor if you have any liver conditions, heart
problems, or ego inflammation before you begin unicycling.


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Mad Steeze???!!!


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style+ease=steeze

one side effect, if not learned before becoming a unicyclist, is
wanting to juggle.


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zfreak220

iridemymuni wrote:
i think everybody agrees when i say you lucky son of a bitch



David_Stone wrote:
Can a unicycle give you gonnorhea?



Sgaterboy wrote:
I hear the best way to harden up nipples up is to go downtown and get a
good rim job
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