Psycholist V Bloke on Bike.

The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should explain
that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the direction of the
high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.
--
Dave-Cyclists VORT
Motorists pay £46 billion a year in extra taxes, specifically so they
can use the roads.
Less than £10 billion of this is spent on roads.
Q: Do cyclists pay any specific, extra taxes in order to use their
vehicles on the road?
A: No. They are sponging freeloaders.

On 04/06/2013 20:29, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should explain
that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the direction of the
high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.

That's not fair. I wear jeans and tea shirt and I crash lights and ride
on the pavement all the time. :-)

"Brian Robertson" wrote in message ...

On 04/06/2013 20:29, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should explain
that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the direction of the
high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.

That's not fair. I wear jeans and tea shirt and I crash lights and ride
on the pavement all the time. :-)

Then you are an undercover psycholist.

On 05/06/2013 00:55, Partac wrote:


"Brian Robertson" wrote in message ...
On 04/06/2013 20:29, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should explain
that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the direction of the
high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.

That's not fair. I wear jeans and tea shirt and I crash lights and ride
on the pavement all the time. :-)

Then you are an undercover psycholist.

Oh my goodness, what a witty, clever person who thought up the word
'psycholist'. My sides are still splitting having read it. That's what I
so love about motorists; the way that they sit halfway over the advanced
stop line, using their mobile phones, spitting hate at even their own
kind and fuming at cyclists running traffic lights mainly to keep out of
the way of motorists. Then they set off on their merry pollution
generating way, usually well above the speed limit, and pretend that
they would be SO law abiding if they every lowered themselves to riding
a bike (Not that most of the fat, out of condition *******s could raise
their leg high enough to get on one).

Brian ;-)

Brian Robertson wrote:
On 05/06/2013 00:55, Partac wrote:


"Brian Robertson" wrote in message
... On 04/06/2013 20:29,
Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should
explain that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the
direction of the high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.

That's not fair. I wear jeans and tea shirt and I crash lights and
ride on the pavement all the time. :-)

Then you are an undercover psycholist.

Oh my goodness, what a witty, clever person who thought up the word
'psycholist'. My sides are still splitting having read it. That's
what I so love about motorists; the way that they sit halfway over
the advanced stop line, using their mobile phones, spitting hate at
even their own kind and fuming at cyclists running traffic lights
mainly to keep out of the way of motorists. Then they set off on
their merry pollution generating way, usually well above the speed
limit, and pretend that they would be SO law abiding if they every
lowered themselves to riding a bike (Not that most of the fat, out of
condition *******s could raise their leg high enough to get on one).

Brian ;-)

I thought it was you that had trouble raising your leg?
My car has thermostatically controlled air conditioned seats and a
delightfully placed cool (or hot) air outlet that can blow straight on the
nether regions, ensuring that on arrival I feel comfortable all round.
Which would not be the case if I rode around on a bicycle (as you have
discovered)
Most cyclists break the laws because they can with impunity, most drivers
drive quite legally because they won't get away with law transgressions.
The principle difference being the question of anonymity.

On 05/06/2013 09:27, Mrcheerful wrote:

Most cyclists break the laws because they can with impunity, most drivers
drive quite legally because they won't get away with law transgressions.
The principle difference being the question of anonymity.



Hmmmmm..... Enjoy your heart attack, obesity and high blood pressure
with your air conditioned knackers.

"Brian Robertson" wrote in message
...
On 05/06/2013 09:27, Mrcheerful wrote:

Most cyclists break the laws because they can with impunity, most drivers
drive quite legally because they won't get away with law transgressions.
The principle difference being the question of anonymity.



Hmmmmm..... Enjoy your heart attack, obesity and high blood pressure with
your air conditioned knackers.

Why do some people assume that drivers never do any exercise other than
driving?

On Wed, 05 Jun 2013 09:27:52 +0100, Mrcheerful wrote:

Brian Robertson wrote:
On 05/06/2013 00:55, Partac wrote:


"Brian Robertson" wrote in message
... On 04/06/2013 20:29,
Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should
explain that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the
direction of the high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.

That's not fair. I wear jeans and tea shirt and I crash lights and
ride on the pavement all the time. :-)

Then you are an undercover psycholist.

Oh my goodness, what a witty, clever person who thought up the word
'psycholist'. My sides are still splitting having read it. That's what
I so love about motorists; the way that they sit halfway over the
advanced stop line, using their mobile phones, spitting hate at even
their own kind and fuming at cyclists running traffic lights mainly to
keep out of the way of motorists. Then they set off on their merry
pollution generating way, usually well above the speed limit, and
pretend that they would be SO law abiding if they every lowered
themselves to riding a bike (Not that most of the fat, out of condition
*******s could raise their leg high enough to get on one).

Brian ;-)

I thought it was you that had trouble raising your leg?
My car has thermostatically controlled air conditioned seats and a
delightfully placed cool (or hot) air outlet that can blow straight on
the nether regions, ensuring that on arrival I feel comfortable all
round.

Are you sure that your "air outlet" only blows air?

On 05/06/2013 10:31, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:

"Brian Robertson" wrote in message
...
On 05/06/2013 09:27, Mrcheerful wrote:

Most cyclists break the laws because they can with impunity, most
drivers
drive quite legally because they won't get away with law transgressions.
The principle difference being the question of anonymity.



Hmmmmm..... Enjoy your heart attack, obesity and high blood pressure
with your air conditioned knackers.

Why do some people assume that drivers never do any exercise other than
driving?

Why do some people assume that cyclists do not contribute to the public
coffers through road tax?

"Brian Robertson" wrote in message ...

On 05/06/2013 00:55, Partac wrote:


"Brian Robertson" wrote in message ...
On 04/06/2013 20:29, Dave-Cyclists VORT wrote:
The difference was brought home to me on Sunday.

Driving through Rochester, stopped at a red light (sorry, should explain
that) & watched two people wheeling push bikes from the direction of the
high street.

First one had the shorts, the lycra, the tarted up bike - clearly a
psycholist. Second one had jeans & a tee shirt.

First one cleared the corner, mounted the bike & rode off along the
pavement. Second one wheeled his bike along the road, past the
barriers, then rode it along the road.

That's not fair. I wear jeans and tea shirt and I crash lights and ride
on the pavement all the time. :-)

Then you are an undercover psycholist.

Oh my goodness, what a witty, clever person who thought up the word
'psycholist'. My sides are still splitting having read it. That's what I
so love about motorists; the way that they sit halfway over the advanced
stop line, using their mobile phones, spitting hate at even their own
kind and fuming at cyclists running traffic lights mainly to keep out of
the way of motorists. Then they set off on their merry pollution
generating way, usually well above the speed limit, and pretend that
they would be SO law abiding if they every lowered themselves to riding
a bike (Not that most of the fat, out of condition *******s could raise
their leg high enough to get on one).

By your rant you have confirmed that you are indeed a psycholist.
Is your keyboard all gummed up with spittle too, with your balls also in a
hell of a mess?