Cycling code of conduct

On 25/04/2015 16:21, Ronnie wrote:
On 25/04/2015 16:17, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 1:43:35 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman
wrote:
On 25/04/2015 12:05, Tarcap wrote:
Fairly normal behaviour for cyclist, perhaps?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...chihuahua.html


Once again, clear evidence of the need for registration plates.


How do you fit a registration plate to a chihuahua?

Glue a buttplug to the plate and shove it up its bottom?

That was my suggestion for registration plates for cyclists.


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Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On 25/04/2015 17:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 25/04/2015 16:21, Ronnie wrote:
On 25/04/2015 16:17, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 1:43:35 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman
wrote:
On 25/04/2015 12:05, Tarcap wrote:
Fairly normal behaviour for cyclist, perhaps?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...chihuahua.html



Once again, clear evidence of the need for registration plates.


How do you fit a registration plate to a chihuahua?

Glue a buttplug to the plate and shove it up its bottom?

That was my suggestion for registration plates for cyclists.


That'll put a smile on the faces of the gay cycling fraternity.

On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 5:28:08 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 25/04/2015 16:21, Ronnie wrote:


Glue a buttplug to the plate and shove it up its bottom?

That was my suggestion for registration plates for cyclists.


Please keep your fantasies to yourself.

On 25/04/2015 18:27, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 5:28:08 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 25/04/2015 16:21, Ronnie wrote:


Glue a buttplug to the plate and shove it up its bottom?

That was my suggestion for registration plates for cyclists.


Please keep your fantasies to yourself.

He has an unhealthy interest in cyclists bottoms.

On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 3:47:27 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:


See. I told you my comments were rational. You agree with them.


How is requiring dogs to wear registration plates rational?

On Sat, 25 Apr 2015 12:05:51 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

Fairly normal behaviour for cyclist, perhaps?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...chihuahua.html

The first comment on the page says it all: "Did the bike run over the 'dog' or the 'dog' run under the bike? Was the animal on a lead or just dashing around like a headless chicken? Too many unknowns."

I severely doubt a cyclist crashed into a dog without seeing it. I would suggest the dog ran under the bike. A lot of dogs do that when I'm cycling, but the owners usually say sorry and try to control the dog before it gets too close. The above dog owner clearly did not.

--
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
registered blood donors.

"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 3:47:27 PM UTC+1, The Medway Handyman wrote:


See. I told you my comments were rational. You agree with them.


How is requiring dogs to wear registration plates rational?

Ignore him. He thinks he's being funny. Clearly, he isn't.

On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 6:50:29 PM UTC+1, Tarcap wrote:

Ignore him. He thinks he's being funny. Clearly, he isn't.

I thought you were seeking mental healthcare help for your Khat addiction.

"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 6:50:29 PM UTC+1, Tarcap wrote:

Ignore him. He thinks he's being funny. Clearly, he isn't.

I thought you were seeking mental healthcare help for your Khat addiction.


See what I mean?

On Saturday, April 25, 2015 at 7:29:39 PM UTC+1, Tarcap wrote:

See what I mean?

No I don't.
I have never used Khat so I have no idea what you are seeing at the moment.
You really should see a mental health professional or at least contact a support group.