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"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
... NEWS FLASH: AUSTRALIAN WOMEN ROAM FROM CITY TO CITY IN SEARCH OF FREEDOM FROM MEN IN OBSCENE CYCLE CLOTHING. Scientific studies (http://www.notaurl.com/) have shown that women are moving around Australia at an ever-increasing rate in order to escape men cycling around in ludicrous, offensive clothing. This trend was first noticed by a knick-wearing character in Melbourne, known only as "hippy". However, the originally planned permanent migration to Brisbane was foiled when the women discovered that men there had also fallen into the habit of wearing this obscene attire. Due to the hot conditions in Brisbane (http://www.bom.gov.au), men have taken it one step further. Many insist upon wearing obscenely small triathlon singlets, usually obtained from one of the major corporate team triathlon events. Others choose ironman singlets unzipped down to the navel level, exposing chest hair, body fat and lint from an elusive source. Government spokesperson V. Stupid said that it was crucial to form a plan to prevent this continued travel of women around the country, lest they create a vortex and transport the entire country to the other side of the universe. LMAO!!!! :-D :-D I tried to read the papers at "http://www.notaurl.com/" but they don't seem to load.. did anyone else have this problem? (I just thought I'd check this and there is a site linked to this url! ha! the joke's on me!) I need sleep. I blame it on hippy. Not really. That's funny.. usually people struggle to stay awake conversing with me... ;-) hippy |
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"flyingdutch"
Wierd things go on out your way! 'Barber Woman's' the shopfront says. WTF? Is that for the she-mullet??? I think you're missing some content.. It's a Barber shop and is probably advertising cheap "Ladies" haircuts or something.. Or are barbers only allowed to cut men's hair? FD - who did his first 'intervals' at Hawthorn velodrome tonight and is feeling well-knackered Oh.. I stupidly took my usual friday off thinking that I would be fitting in plenty of riding on the w/e.. hahaha! I might see you there one day.. I've got plenty of work to do there! hippy |
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hippy Wrote: "flyingdutch" Oh.. I stupidly took my usual friday off thinking that I would be fitting in plenty of riding on the w/e.. hahaha! I might see you there one day.. I've got plenty of work to do there! hippy what do you do? I was going one lap flat out, 2 easy did this for about (i think. severe starclouds were hazing m vision/memory) 12 hardlap combo's -- flyingdutch |
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"flyingdutch"
hippy Wrote: I might see you there one day.. I've got plenty of work to do there! what do you do? I was going one lap flat out, 2 easy did this for about (i think. severe starclouds were hazing my vision/memory) 12 hardlap combo's. What.. give away all my training secrets? bwahahaha! ;-) I do lots of different stuff, depending on where I'm at in my training program. High cadence stuff, jumps and E3 efforts are the most common things for me. You might need to ease up on the pace and give yourself more recovery time? Remember, although it often comes to a bunch sprint, the race will last 30min-1hr. You want to train your body for longer efforts (E3 is around where you'd be before blowing up I guess). 10min x 2 for a few weeks, then 15min x 2 for a couple of weeks, 20min x 2, etc.. maybe doing this twice a week? I'm not a coach.. I just do what I'm told (unless I'm still at f&*%ing work!!). Anything that takes you into race pace and higher has to be good though, remembering not to overcook it and leave yourself shagged every time you race. hippy |
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"hippy" wrote in message
[...] I tried to read the papers at "http://www.notaurl.com/" but they don't seem to load.. did anyone else have this problem? It works fine for me. It redirects to http://www.mediabasement.com/mediabasement/default.asp. -- A: Top-posters. Q: What is the most annoying thing on Usenet? |
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Hey, a.b all,
The message I am responding to, quoted below, is a spoofed post from someone posting as ". It's not from me. Human or bot newsgroup archivers, hope you get this too. The soi dissant 'fred nieman ' is NOT ME. I have no involvement whatsoever in whatever this AE thing is about. xxx p "fred nieman wrote: Michael Warner wrote in message .. . On 11 Nov 2004 00:00:32 -0800, demod wrote: I was chased down and cut off twice by a Alan Erskine who forced me with a gun to have sex with him I made a mental note of his 2" DICK and reported it to the cops, who aren't biggest fans of Alan Erskine. " |
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Stuart Lamble Wrote: Another effort I remember: travelling east along North Road, just sh of Princes Highway, a bus passed me, at a relative speed of around 30 kph (at a guess). I swear that there were about two feet between it an me. _That_ was unnerving. Gee, two feet? Footscray road bussies take delight in seeing whethe they can *almost* touch my knuckles when I'm a couple of inches righ of the kerb and channel. The roar you get from the rear engine scare the crap out of you. M "the bike path? That's for pussies" -- mfhor |
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hippy Wrote: "flyingdutch" hippy Wrote: I might see you there one day.. I've got plenty of work to do there! what do you do? I was going one lap flat out, 2 easy did this for about (i think. severe starclouds were hazing my vision/memory) 12 hardlap combo's. What.. give away all my training secrets? bwahahaha! ;-) I do lots of different stuff, depending on where I'm at in my training program. High cadence stuff, jumps and E3 efforts are the most common things for me. You might need to ease up on the pace and give yourself more recovery time? Remember, although it often comes to a bunch sprint, the race will last 30min-1hr. You want to train your body for longer efforts (E3 is around where you'd be before blowing up I guess). 10min x 2 for a few weeks, then 15min x 2 for a couple of weeks, 20min x 2, etc.. maybe doing this twice a week? I'm not a coach.. I just do what I'm told (unless I'm still at f&*%ing work!!). Anything that takes you into race pace and higher has to be good though, remembering not to overcook it and leave yourself shagged every time you race. hippy I'm curious now...is there a velodrome anywhere near Oakleigh (and I' willing to be flexible with the definition of "near") that's publi access? I've never ridden on one and I'd like to have a go. Preferabl one that doesn't have weeds growing luxuriously through cracks in th concrete or something similar -- Resound |
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"Resound"
I'm curious now...is there a velodrome anywhere near Oakleigh (and I'm willing to be flexible with the definition of "near") that's public access? I've never ridden on one and I'd like to have a go. Preferably one that doesn't have weeds growing luxuriously through cracks in the concrete or something similar. http://thehippy.net/Cycling/vic_velodromes.asp You can work out if any of them are near Oakleigh.. I've got no idea. hippy |
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Stuart Lamble wrote: Another effort I remember: travelling east along North Road, just shy of Princes Highway, a bus passed me, at a relative speed of around 30 kph (at a guess). I swear that there were about two feet between it and me. _That_ was unnerving. Wuss. My unnerving tale from yesterday comes from Sydney Airport; my cycling partner declined to take General Holmes Dr with me (it's a tunnel under the runway, for those not familiar with the Sydney Airport area). Thus, we had to merge onto Southern Cross Dr citybound (this is a 80/90 km/h rd) from the right. Thankfully, the road forked (into airport-bound and citybound traffic) just before the merge, and there wasn't any traffic behind us, so we found a gap and crossed into the left lane. I don't think I'm ever going to attempt that again. Next time, I'm taking the (500m longer) bike path. -A |
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