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Old February 17th 16, 10:02 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Trying to squeeze through gap, ****** cyclist gets sandwiched between
vehicles


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...fic-fault.html


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Old February 18th 16, 12:28 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 17/02/2016 21:02, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Trying to squeeze through gap, ****** cyclist gets sandwiched between
vehicles


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...fic-fault.html


Didn't we first see that well over a year ago?
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Old February 18th 16, 10:55 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Wed, 17 Feb 2016 21:02:51 +0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Trying to squeeze through gap, ****** cyclist gets sandwiched between
vehicles


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ic-helmet-cam-

footage-captures-moment-cyclist-gets-sandwiched-London-bus-car-filtering-
traffic-fault.html

Sorry but I could not see any bicyclist (or anyone else) wanking in this
video.
Where is the evidence that the bicyclist is a ******?
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Old February 18th 16, 11:30 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wed, 17 Feb 2016 21:02:51 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Trying to squeeze through gap, ****** cyclist gets sandwiched between
vehicles


Perhaps instead of calling push bike riders "organ donors" they should
be referred to as "fender kits". Lycra could then become the "fender
sock"?
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Old February 18th 16, 11:32 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Alycidon
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Default ****** cyclist get squashed

On Thursday, 18 February 2016 09:58:36 UTC, Peter Keller wrote:


Sorry but I could not see any bicyclist (or anyone else) wanking in this
video.
Where is the evidence that the bicyclist is a ******?


Here's one from the other day.

http://road.cc/content/news/178197-v...er-made-public
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Old February 18th 16, 04:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2016 09:55:38 -0000 (UTC), Peter Keller
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Where is the evidence that the bicyclist is a ******?



He is a cyclist - ergo he is a ******.

HTH

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Old February 19th 16, 03:40 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2016 09:55:38 -0000 (UTC)
Peter Keller wrote:

Sorry but I could not see any bicyclist (or anyone else) wanking in
this video.
Where is the evidence that the bicyclist is a ******?


The fact that he rides at that sort of speed between vehicles that
close together suggests to me that he has some sort of death wish or
immortality complex.

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Old February 19th 16, 11:09 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Thu, 18 Feb 2016 15:19:09 +0000, Judith wrote:

He is a cyclist - ergo he is a ******.


Thanks very much ****ing hagfish Judith for that great accolade!
Now please vomit towards me the further honour of putrescent mass.
That would really make me happy, cumming from you.

After all I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical
viable means of transport, and we all know that you think bicyclists are
the ****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because you said it.

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Old February 19th 16, 11:10 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2016 02:40:17 +0000, Rob Morley wrote:

On Thu, 18 Feb 2016 09:55:38 -0000 (UTC)
Peter Keller wrote:

Sorry but I could not see any bicyclist (or anyone else) wanking in
this video.
Where is the evidence that the bicyclist is a ******?


The fact that he rides at that sort of speed between vehicles that close
together suggests to me that he has some sort of death wish or
immortality complex.


That is true.
But that is independent off whether he wanks or not.
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Old February 20th 16, 02:17 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Rob Morley
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On Fri, 19 Feb 2016 10:10:47 -0000 (UTC)
Peter Keller wrote:

On Fri, 19 Feb 2016 02:40:17 +0000, Rob Morley wrote:

On Thu, 18 Feb 2016 09:55:38 -0000 (UTC)
Peter Keller wrote:

Sorry but I could not see any bicyclist (or anyone else) wanking in
this video.
Where is the evidence that the bicyclist is a ******?


The fact that he rides at that sort of speed between vehicles that
close together suggests to me that he has some sort of death wish or
immortality complex.


That is true.
But that is independent off whether he wanks or not.


I didn't mean to imply otherwise. :-)

 




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