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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
Per Gerry Lintonice:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? Maybe some of this will be applicable: http://www.west.net/~lpm/hobie/archi...i2/humor.shtml -- PeteCresswell |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
ellis wrote:
ass. I "have" seen gun racks on BMX handle bars somewhere down South, or maybe it was in Jersey. Couldn't have been Jersey; we always conceal our weapons. Duke |
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That second one would slow you down!
BobT wrote:
"Gerry Lintonice" wrote in message roups.com... You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? Try this: http://tinyurl.com/dt2x5 or perhaps one of these items: http://tinyurl.com/aho3r The listed "empty weight" runs from 400+ to 1000+ kg, or nearly 900 to 2200 lbs. You'd be one of the slow jerks then - you might have to shoot yourself! I wonder if there is a mistake in the specs.... |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
Gerry Lintonice wrote:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? Looks like a shoulder strap works good... http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics...lbum=28&pos=29 Mike |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
I think you need a wire guided Entac missile. Maybe you could get one
through a well connected arms dealer. Gerry Lintonice wrote: You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
Michael Dart wrote:
Gerry Lintonice wrote: You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? Looks like a shoulder strap works good... http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics...lbum=28&pos=29 Mike Where's that kid's cycling helmet? Is that it on the table in the preceding picture? He could get hurt badly in a war with no helmet! |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
You guys are all really off base. All the OP needs is the
highly-popular "Handlebar Holster" (TM) with InstaSwivel (TM). It has a swivel-jointed mount so you don't even have to draw the pistol to shoot at drivers. Just swivel, aim and fire. Makes things much simpler. First, however, make sure there are no witnesses. The police just don't understand cyclists' problems. Also, this could be a partial solution to the issues of traffic and overpopulation. |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
Gerry Lintonice wrote:
You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? Dunno about drivers who are just moving slow. For drivers intent on awarding me the door prize, this would have the practical benefit of getting rid of that pesky door. Derek Hodges |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
Michael Dart wrote:
Gerry Lintonice wrote: You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. What do I need ? Looks like a shoulder strap works good... http://www.cyclingcentralva.org/pics...lbum=28&pos=29 Mike Just get their attention http://pics.livejournal.com/lyosh108/pic/0006qcy9/g20 |
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Installing a missile launcher on my bike ...
Quoting Werehatrack :
On 26 Oct 2005 18:54:16 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice" You know, sometimes you have to shoot slow-driving assholes. For that purpose, I want to install a missile-launcher on my bike. A different newsgroup to try to start a pointless crossposted thread from. Hardly; he got half a dozen suckers this time. On the face of it r.b.tech is becoming more gullible. -- David Damerell Distortion Field! Today is Leicesterday, October. |
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