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unicycle = chick magnet
Anyone suffering from a lack of success in this area may want to reconsider their use of the word 'chick' when describing a member of the opposite sex. -- hole-in-my-shoe - getting bigger ------------------------------------------------------------------------ hole-in-my-shoe's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3661 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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unicycle = chick magnet
I definetly think if you ride a unicycle your pimp- thast all there is to it- just pimp -- Zelten - Trials Unicyclist -Isaac ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Zelten's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4475 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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i think that being the "unicycle guy" has definitely helped me with the ladies. I have two pickup lines. One is, "What's your favorite color?" "mine too! Let's make out." This rarely works but my second line, "I'm the unicycle guy," always works. Girls always reply with lines like "REALLY? I saw you....." or "My roomate saw you...." And even the occasional "No way, don't lie." -- XWonka - Riding High "you have pretty much turned JC into "the spam bin" dont you think? So who gives a crap..." -Jagur to James_Potter "sorry.i wasnt going to sell it to anyone under thirty.especially not to an under 30 post padder." -Jagur to TheObieOne3226 "Do you have a pet named 'Slimy the Worm?'" -gluteous maximus to jagur ------------------------------------------------------------------------ XWonka's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3957 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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"AccordNSX" m wrote in message cyclist.com... i would like to bring up the point again that unicycle = chick magnet. At the other end of the spectrum I find that those guys who might normally try to charm me with some atrocious pick up line or other become verbally impotent, and at a total loss for words, when I ride rather than walk past them. Many of them of course appear more intelligent in this state, open mouthed but silent. A few want a go, and invariably measure their length on the pavement. I find unicycling acts as an efficient idiot filter, and saves me much time in weeding out chaff. Naomi ;-) unicycle = chick magnet????? Nope: I fall off far too often for that to be true. ;-) |
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unicycle = chick magnet
Being a young stud, like Adam, probably has more to do with it than the unicycle. Being an old geezer, like me, the flocking has yet to occur. -- harper - Old dog, no tricks -Greg Harper B L U E S H I F T "I hope to be a 90 year old guy who rides his unicycle to the store for whiskey and condoms." -J.D. Miller "Old people give me money, because I deliver their paper!" - James_Potter "Who needs fancy words and poetic prose to describe a ride when you have photos?"- JC ------------------------------------------------------------------------ harper's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/426 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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harper wrote: *Being a young stud, like Adam, probably has more to do with it than the unicycle. Being an old geezer, like me, the flocking has yet to occur. * Dont lie Greg, I've seen how the hotties flock to you like you like butter melting on toast. -- Checkernuts - Me Fail English? That's Unpossible No one said it was gonna be easy and I'm not afraid to try, with the odds stacked up against me I will have to fight, One Life One Wheel got to do it right. H20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Checkernuts's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/801 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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Checkernuts wrote: * I've seen how the hotties flock to you like you like butter melting on toast. * Please slap me when this happens again. Neither my reflexes nor my eyesight are particularly good anymore and I wouldn't want to miss it. -- harper - Old dog, no tricks -Greg Harper B L U E S H I F T "I hope to be a 90 year old guy who rides his unicycle to the store for whiskey and condoms." -J.D. Miller "Old people give me money, because I deliver their paper!" - James_Potter "Who needs fancy words and poetic prose to describe a ride when you have photos?"- JC ------------------------------------------------------------------------ harper's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/426 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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I've heard a lot about the MUni being a chick magnet but my Coker REALLY gets the job done. ................ they probably think its a representation of something......................................... ...................my great big love of life and wonderous personality of course! ........................ but I digress LOL but seriously, it definetly brings up the most conversation pieces and they always want to try to ride it so that always brings more things up. One girl i've actually been developing a friendship with by teaching her how to ride. Truley a people magnet at its heart. Unless of corse you get the jerks who try to shove you off......god I hate them...... I dont consider them people: more or less manifestations of a dark underworld or something -- jediunicyclist - THE Jedi From The Planet New York "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together." --Ben to Luke "My ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is." --Yoda ------------------------------------------------------------------------ jediunicyclist's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4370 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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harper wrote: *Being a young stud, like Adam, probably has more to do with it than the unicycle. Being an old geezer, like me, the flocking has yet to occur. * ...10 years from now and you might start having my luck, Harper. I really think it was the rolling 180 to backwards riding that sealed the deal. I'll admit that I'm a pretty outgoing guy with a fair amount of charm. However, the unicycle has helped me to essentiate this. I'm suprised the thread has gone this far with out the mentioning of... but skill level 11? -- AccordNSX - Adam Coast Choppers If I had a signature, would you forge it? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ AccordNSX's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/541 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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It seems to be working for me. Why, just yesterday I saw a rather attractive woman as I rode past the coffee shop on the corner. She was allone, reading the paper and sipping her coffee. A goddess! It was like a dream... time froze. She looked up and smiled. Usually women ignore me, but this time she got up from her cafe seat, came right up to me and stared for a long moment. Then, her lips parted and she said, with a very concerned tone in her voice, "Just lay still - my husband is a doctor. He was supposed to meet me here after his kickboxing class, but he's running late. He was probably just delayed by one of his students. That always makes him mad, but just ignore it." Wow. She actually spoke to me! -- cyberbellum - Level 1.0 rider! Optimists think the glass is half full. Pesimists think the glass is half empty. Engineers think the glass is too big. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ cyberbellum's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/4550 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/29732 |
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