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Bad language while riding
Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on
holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod. I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them, a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it. Son then spake: "Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?" I gave my consent. "*******S!" I blame the parents. Tim -- For those who have trouble distinguishing, cynicsm, sarcasm, humour etc, try mentally inserting smilies thoughout my post until it either matches what you'd like to read, or what you'd expect me to write. (Jon Senior urc) |
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Son then spake:
"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?" I gave my consent. "*******S!" I blame the parents. Tim Take comfort in the knowledge that if I were his mother, it may be that he'd have come out with something far more colourful, had he heard what I've been known to utter in similar circumstances ;-) Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune **$om $ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- |
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"Tim Hall" wrote in message ... "*******S!" I blame the parents. LOL pk |
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Tim Hall typed:
"Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?" I gave my consent. "*******S!" I blame the parents. Well taught, I'd say .. -- Paul ... (8(|) ... Homer Rocks |
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Tim Hall wrote:
Son then spake: "Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?" I gave my consent. "*******S!" I confess to calling an HGV driver something far worse in the club "10" last week. He overtook at the wrong moment, got caught up between a very slow leisure cyclist and oncoming traffic and baulked me completely. I lost 10-20 seconds and my finishing time was ONE SECOND outside a 13 year old PB. I would have smashed it otherwise. |
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Tim Hall wrote:
Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod. I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them, a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it. Son then spake: "Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?" I gave my consent. "*******S!" I blame the parents. Tim "How, **** for brains" thats what I shouted last Saturday at a passenger, again female who decide it would be amusing to shout at me as they passed. They later pulled into a pub car park where I took the opportunity to convey my response. Another favourite of mine, reserved for males is "F*ck you, cock jockey" |
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Tim Hall wrote in message . ..
Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod. I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them, a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it. Son then spake: "Do you mind if I say something rather rude and insulting?" I gave my consent. "*******S!" I blame the parents. Tim The A264 has a high w***ker count, try Rowfant/Crawley Down next time! just avoid the broken glass which seems to be a genetic trait for the area. |
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On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:59:12 +0100, Tim Hall
wrote in message : "*******S!" I blame the parents. Clearly :-) Guy -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk 88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University |
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"Zog The Undeniable" wrote in message
news:40e6db3d.0@entanet... I confess to calling an HGV driver something far worse in the club "10" last week. He overtook at the wrong moment, got caught up between a very slow leisure cyclist and oncoming traffic and baulked me completely... This happens almost every day on my commute - it's always the same slow cyclist wobbling all over the road and if I see that cyclist up ahead I will try and stop vehicles overtaking me till i'm past her! |
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On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:59:12 +0100, Tim Hall
wrote: Thursday night Mrs. Hall went off to pottery, Daughter has gone on holiday, leaving me and son, aged 11, on our tod. I suggested we go for a quick spin and he agreed. Tootling along the A264 past Copthorne towards East Grinstead, we were passed by a bunch of yoofs in a souped up old banger. Oh how hilarious as one of them, a young lady, leant out of the window and yelled something unintelligable, cxausing both of us to leap out of our skins. At first I was minded to chase them down but thought better of it. The other week I actually had someone shout the legendary, "Oi, mate, your wheels are going round." I've often heard tell of this screamingly funny and original piece of wit, but it's the first time in (mumble mumble) years of cycling I've actually been on the receiving end. -- Dave... Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. - Mark Twain |
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