cyclist rides into parked car

http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked car. But
...........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked car. But
..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

So the cyclist overtook the parked car without looking behind him? When cycling, I always look over my shoulder before pulling out.

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At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as.... Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."

On 20-Oct-16 9:52 PM, wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

Have the police charged the parked car driver with obstruction?

Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.


Please call the phone number given in the linked article, giving them
the information of what you observed.

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On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, wrote:

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?

--
Einstein married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as.... Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."

On 20/10/2016 21:52, wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

That is a cyclist's wet fantasy - and nothing more.

QUOTE:
Police are appealing for witnesses after a cyclist was in collision with
a parked car leaving him with serious injuries to his face.
The 50-year-old cyclist was travelling along Northern Parade, in
Portsmouth, on October 14, when he was passed by a Peugeot 206.
It was at this point that the cyclist was in collision with a parked
car, leaving him with extensive injuries to his face.
Officers would like to speak to the driver of the car, as they may have
information which may assist with the investigation into the exact
circumstances of the collision.
The collision happened sometime between 10.20pm and 11pm, close to the
Oakwood Road junction.
Anyone with information about the incident is asked to call 101, quoting
44160389169, or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
ENDQUOTE

So... er... where is the mention of your fantasy car?

wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-l...in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
car. But ..........
I also hope that the piece of **** on the bicycle is in real pain.

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted
murder or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

Pillock.

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car
obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives
the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or
crashing into a stationary car. And you think this is acceptable.

Tell us in no more than ten words just what it feels like to be hated by
drivers and pedestrians.