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November 4th 08, 06:20 AM
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09 Torker jokes
The 09 Torker is the reason Atlantis sunk! -- Unicaw89 0 9 T o r k e r f o r p r e s i d e n t ! CODY [/b]FREAKING* WILLIAMS '[b]DIRTY BIRD VIDEO!!*' (http://www.vimeo.com/824231) 'PAINFUL UNI VID!!! ' (http://tinyurl.com/yundmf) 'RenegadeJuggling.com' (renegadejuggling.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Unicaw89's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/13531 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com 
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#12
November 4th 08, 06:46 AM
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Mufasa: Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Young Simba: Wow. Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Young Simba: And this'll all be mine? Mufasa: Everything. Young Simba: Everything the light touches... But what about that shadowy place? Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba. Young Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants. Mufasa: Aww hell no son! That is where the Toker 09 lives. Ruler of the darkness, and even the light when he chooses. We kings aint got nothing on Torker 09... Young Simba: Torker 09? Mufasa: [-laughing-] Simba. You have much to learn. And learn it quick before you die. Torker 09 is a vicious mother fu*#$% -- Jerrick [SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC][SIGPIC] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jerrick's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/11632 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#13
November 4th 08, 09:32 AM
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When the 09 Torker falls into water, the 09 Torker does not get wet. The water gets 09 Torker. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as the 09 Torker. When taking the SAT, write "09 Torker" for every answer. You will score over 9000. OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! -- Brian O. *'ProjectUNI' (http://www.projectuni.com) - *3D Unicycle Computer Game** - Follow the 'progress.' (http://www.projectuni.com) *'Get cool unicycle posters, pins and more!' (http://www.zazzle.com/BrianOleyUni*)* All products are my personal photography. *Six* items so far and more to come! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brian O.'s Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/10744 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#14
November 4th 08, 03:41 PM
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Brian O.;1124343 wrote: When the 09 Torker falls into water, the 09 Torker does not get wet. The water gets 09 Torker. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as the 09 Torker. When taking the SAT, write "09 Torker" for every answer. You will score over 9000. OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! These are good ones. -- peleschramm http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=peleproductions unicycle for atheism and Spencer. www.bedfordunicycles.ca BillyTheMountain for President. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ peleschramm's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/14077 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#15
November 4th 08, 10:07 PM
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Torker 09 has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there. If you have ten bucks and Torker 09 has ten bucks, Torker 09 has more money than you. -- Goats_On_Unicycles You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. -ahh... what a precious moment in a childs life when you get to see him blow up a rainbow trout for the first time- ~Phil on uni ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Goats_On_Unicycles's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12566 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#16
November 4th 08, 11:01 PM
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Brian O.;1124343 wrote: When the 09 Torker falls into water, the 09 Torker does not get wet. The water gets 09 Torker. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as the 09 Torker. When taking the SAT, write "09 Torker" for every answer. You will score over 9000. OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! The Torker 09 slashed you tires inadvertently by thinking about them. John Connor was a disguise for the torker. The All spark cube is made from a spare seat bolt of the torker 09. The torker 09 will never give you up, never let you down, or hurt you. The torker 09 just fired its lazar. when the numeric value of Julius Caesar, George Washington, Bill Gates, and other world leaders are added up, divided by the meaning of life (42), it equals the 09 torkers numeric value. This isn't anything special because anything involving 42 equals 09 torker. 11611911132116104111117115 97110100321101051101013211611111410710111432100120 1352 - 42 = 09 torker. -- Jeremy R Six Six One Mountain Uni ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jeremy R's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/18006 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#17
November 5th 08, 03:07 AM
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the 09 torker will win the election -- MaxSchulze http://www.myspace.com/municycle and http://unicycle.tv/video/737-MaxSchulzeSponsorshipVideo  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MaxSchulze's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/18152 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#18
November 5th 08, 03:36 AM
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Have you not seen our campaign for it?  (check user title) -- beeper )-90'-UNISPIN-O ')-Crankflip-'O,' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgdzTx7qEg) 'SixSixOne' (SixSixOne.com) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ beeper's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/15159 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#19
November 5th 08, 06:42 AM
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oops, the 09 torker lost the election! ... the 09 torker is emo, and it can't find anything to cut itself, it can't even cut itself, only it's creator can scratch it. -- skrobo Unicycle For Christ 'MY VIDEOS' (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=skroboskim) 'World Record' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oig5IEq-v4Y) "dude when i first got into this sport and saw one of you videos i almost threw up it was so sick" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ skrobo's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12272 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#20
November 5th 08, 12:14 PM
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skrobo;1125139 wrote: oops, the 09 torker lost the election! ... the 09 torker is emo, and it can't find anything to cut itself, it can't even cut itself, only it's creator can scratch it. The 09 torker killed its creator. The torker 09 fixed the election. Nader was going to win. -- Jeremy R Six Six One Mountain Uni ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jeremy R's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/18006 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/73690 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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