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  #301  
Old August 11th 18, 09:56 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert, AGAIN! LOL

On 10.08.2018 11:24, Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 11:09:23 +0200, Peter Keller, another notorious
troll-feeding senile idiot, blabbered again:


Roads are for cars.


Non-sequitur.
I find riding a bike very enjoyable, whether on roads or other places.


He finds baiting senile oafs extremely enjoyable! Gee...

This senile oaf finds annoying the **** out of it extremely enjoyable.
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  #302  
Old August 11th 18, 09:56 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
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Default Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert, AGAIN! LOL

On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 10:53:34 +0200, Peter Keller wrote:


Of course.
It annoys it greatly that its attempts at insults are accepted by me as
compliments.
And by the way, thanks for your compliment.


Geezuz Christ, you ARE senile! tsk
  #303  
Old August 11th 18, 09:57 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 10.08.2018 20:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 10:10:17 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 09.08.2018 18:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 16:16:33 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 08.08.2018 21:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
you silly little pansy.

I take that as a real compliment coming from YOU.
*Look, if you want to ask me out, just say so.* How big is the bulge
in your lycra shorts?


Wouldn't you love to know?


You'll never know if I do.

Then why ask?
  #304  
Old August 11th 18, 09:58 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Troll-feeding Senile Idiot Alert, AGAIN!

On 10.08.2018 11:25, Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 11:11:12 +0200, Peter Keller wrote:

senile moron!


Thanks greatly for the compliment.


Anytime, senile moron! tsk


This senile moron enjoys annoying the **** out of that
sword/knife/macaw/Uncle Peter thing.
  #305  
Old August 11th 18, 11:22 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
TMS320
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On 10/08/18 14:29, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 13:21:11 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 09/08/18 17:28, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 09:05:01 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 08/08/18 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:09:45 +0100, TMS320 wrote:
On 08/08/18 20:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 20:41:27 +0100, TMS320 wrote:
On 08/08/18 19:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 15:24:39 +0100, TMS320
wrote:
On 07/08/18 18:29, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 07 Aug 2018 15:27:28 +0100, JNugent
wrote:

It is intended only to alert other road-users to one's
presence.
Er no. It means "You ****ing arsehole, why the hell didn't
you indicate?!"
*A horn conveys no information so how are your targets
supposed to know what your problem is?
*Well let me see, Mr Smith turns right at a roundabout without
indicating, and someone correctly pulls in front of him, then
sounds their horn when they see he's about to collide with
them.* He can then look up the highway code or whatever and
find out why the other car had the right of way.

Just because Mr Smith is not indicating right it is not correct
for AN Other to pull out on a whim. Too many hims and thems.
Explain who is doing what and who ends up in front of whom.
*If you don't indicate right at a roundabout, you do not have the
right to turn right.* WTF are you doing turning without informing
other road users as to where you intend to go?

When following marked lanes indication is not necessary.
Indication is only useful when making lane changes or where there
is ambiguity. And I live in the south east where most people adapt
to cope with each others' behaviour without going into a hissy fit
at every opportunity.

Please explain your scenario in more detail.
*Now think of a roundabout without lanes.* Or maybe one with two
entry lanes and three exits.* And don't assume that cars at the
other side can tell what lane you're in.

Still not enough information. Every roundabout is different. No
mention of* timing and you don't say which driver ends up aiming at
the other driver's doors.
*This is precisely why everyone should indicate.


Precisely why what? You're still short of description. Have you
entered the roundabout ahead of the other driver or are you entering
while the other driver is ahead of you?


It doesn't matter.* You should always indicate so other drivers don't
have to guess at your intentions.


It does. Nature of damage in a collision might determine insco's
decision about fault, irrespective about you bleating about indicators.

You said that there is no need to signal when going straight on but you
want left turners and right turners to signal left before exit. That's
nonsense. As I said earlier, indicate where there is ambiguity - the
relationship between entry and exit point is largely irrelevant.

No indicator means you're going straight ahead, end of story.

Straight on from where? Once a roundabout is more than a certain
size the relationship between entry and exit becomes completely
irrelevant.

You seem to be just trying to make a point rather than trying to
work out how to use a roundabout in the most efficient way for the
circumstances you find at the time.
*Depending on the size, I indicate left when I leave, and indicate
right if I'm going around it a fair distance.


With very rare exceptions I don't indicate twice; either right while
circulating or left before leaving, depending on layout, lane and
conditions. There are roundabouts where the major road goes right, and
though minor roads join between, it is not necessary to indicate when
following the major. There are many other examples.


Then you're a ****ing idiot and a danger to other road users.


What is commonly noticeable is that the person that lacks confidence or
dithers is the one that indicates by rote. Sorry if you can't cope with
southern ways.
  #306  
Old August 11th 18, 02:13 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
David[_21_]
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Default Everyone KEEPS having Endless Fun Beating the **** out of Poor Helpless Gay Goran Razovic! LOL



"Peter Keller" wrote in message news
On 10.08.2018 19:10, David wrote:


"Peter Keller" wrote in message news
On 09.08.2018 18:30, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 05:19:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 06 Aug 2018 20:03:19 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 06 Aug 2018 10:38:00 +0100, David wrote:



"%" wrote in message ... On
2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David
wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Do you have $34?

I'm in the original country, where we use .

I have a link.

That's a very arbitrary comment.

its my website, www.saintdavid.me


Spelling mistake on the first page, oh dear.


Sew hwat?

not with a sewing machine

There is an idea. Do a website wih a sewing machine!

www.url2me.com

  #307  
Old August 11th 18, 03:16 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam,alt.support.depression
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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Default Everyone KEEPS having Endless Fun Beating the **** out of PoorHelpless Gay Goran Razovic! LOL

On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 14:13:10 +0100, David wrote:



"Peter Keller" wrote in message news
On 10.08.2018 19:10, David wrote:


"Peter Keller" wrote in message news
On 09.08.2018 18:30, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 05:19:03 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 06 Aug 2018 20:03:19 +0100, David wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 06 Aug 2018 10:38:00 +0100, David wrote:



"%" wrote in message ... On
2018-08-01 9:00 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 16:25:42 +0100, David
wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:13:03 +0100, David
wrote:



"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:58:59 +0100, David
wrote:

its debbie's foot

Who is Debbie and how many feet is her foot?

9

Doesn't that make her tread on her own toes?

I wear a 10 1/2.
Size is not equal to length of foot in feet.

yes it is

Do you have $34?

I'm in the original country, where we use .

I have a link.

That's a very arbitrary comment.

its my website, www.saintdavid.me

Spelling mistake on the first page, oh dear.


Sew hwat?

not with a sewing machine

There is an idea. Do a website wih a sewing machine!

www.url2me.com


There is no evidence they use cotton, wool, or anything else associated
with sewing machines.
  #308  
Old August 11th 18, 03:26 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 11:22:38 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 10/08/18 14:29, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 13:21:11 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 09/08/18 17:28, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 09:05:01 +0100, TMS320 wrote:

On 08/08/18 21:42, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 21:09:45 +0100, TMS320 wrote:
On 08/08/18 20:44, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 20:41:27 +0100, TMS320
wrote:
On 08/08/18 19:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 15:24:39 +0100, TMS320
wrote:
On 07/08/18 18:29, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 07 Aug 2018 15:27:28 +0100, JNugent
wrote:

It is intended only to alert other road-users to one's
presence.
Er no. It means "You ****ing arsehole, why the hell didn't
you indicate?!"
A horn conveys no information so how are your targets
supposed to know what your problem is?
Well let me see, Mr Smith turns right at a roundabout without
indicating, and someone correctly pulls in front of him, then
sounds their horn when they see he's about to collide with
them. He can then look up the highway code or whatever and
find out why the other car had the right of way.

Just because Mr Smith is not indicating right it is not correct
for AN Other to pull out on a whim. Too many hims and thems.
Explain who is doing what and who ends up in front of whom.
If you don't indicate right at a roundabout, you do not have the
right to turn right. WTF are you doing turning without informing
other road users as to where you intend to go?

When following marked lanes indication is not necessary.
Indication is only useful when making lane changes or where there
is ambiguity. And I live in the south east where most people adapt
to cope with each others' behaviour without going into a hissy fit
at every opportunity.

Please explain your scenario in more detail.
Now think of a roundabout without lanes. Or maybe one with two
entry lanes and three exits. And don't assume that cars at the
other side can tell what lane you're in.

Still not enough information. Every roundabout is different. No
mention of timing and you don't say which driver ends up aiming at
the other driver's doors.
This is precisely why everyone should indicate.

Precisely why what? You're still short of description. Have you
entered the roundabout ahead of the other driver or are you entering
while the other driver is ahead of you?

It doesn't matter. You should always indicate so other drivers don't
have to guess at your intentions.


It does. Nature of damage in a collision might determine insco's
decision about fault, irrespective about you bleating about indicators.

You said that there is no need to signal when going straight on but you
want left turners and right turners to signal left before exit. That's
nonsense. As I said earlier, indicate where there is ambiguity - the
relationship between entry and exit point is largely irrelevant.


WTF are you talking about? Let's consider a simple small roundabout with
4 entry roads, all at 90 degrees to each other. Each entry road only has
one lane. There is no ****ing way you can tell if the guy on your right
is going to drive straight on in front of you, so you have to give way, or
turn left, so you don't. His indicator tells you if you have to wait.

No indicator means you're going straight ahead, end of story.

Straight on from where? Once a roundabout is more than a certain
size the relationship between entry and exit becomes completely
irrelevant.

You seem to be just trying to make a point rather than trying to
work out how to use a roundabout in the most efficient way for the
circumstances you find at the time.
Depending on the size, I indicate left when I leave, and indicate
right if I'm going around it a fair distance.

With very rare exceptions I don't indicate twice; either right while
circulating or left before leaving, depending on layout, lane and
conditions. There are roundabouts where the major road goes right, and
though minor roads join between, it is not necessary to indicate when
following the major. There are many other examples.

Then you're a ****ing idiot and a danger to other road users.


What is commonly noticeable is that the person that lacks confidence or
dithers is the one that indicates by rote. Sorry if you can't cope with
southern ways.


The opposite is true. I see younger learner drivers, and women (because
they never learn) forgetting to indicate, dithering, unsure as to who goes
first etc.
  #309  
Old August 11th 18, 03:27 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 09:57:22 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 10.08.2018 20:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 10:10:17 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 09.08.2018 18:01, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2018 16:16:33 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 08.08.2018 21:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
you silly little pansy.

I take that as a real compliment coming from YOU.
Look, if you want to ask me out, just say so. How big is the bulge
in your lycra shorts?

Wouldn't you love to know?

You'll never know if I do.

Then why ask?


I didn't, it was an insult.
  #310  
Old August 11th 18, 03:27 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.war.vietnam
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_]
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On Sat, 11 Aug 2018 09:54:05 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 10.08.2018 20:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 10 Aug 2018 10:14:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 09.08.2018 23:37, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Drop in intelligence noted.

Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment com ing from YOU.
Especially as YOU said it.
Now please flick in my direction the further honour of being sour and
senile.
That would really make my day.

And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

I shall not reply to a bot.


What has his bottom got to do with it?


Bot is not equal to bottom. One is an autonomous entity, the other is a
waste orifice.
 




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