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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:28:11 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 22.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote: On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:32:04 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: He longed for the peace and the silence And the shadows that lengthened there, And his wild wee heart was weary Of skimming the endless air. And now in the old green garden,— I know not how it came,— A single pansy is blooming, Bright as a yellow flame. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. But maybe I’m mistaken and could use a bath today, ’cause everyone who smells me holds their nose and runs away! |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:36:25 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:28:11 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 24.01.2017 03:00, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:36:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:28:11 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; confound-a bamboo reed, that can only see ..... the stained glass shards- of a window-you paint with your words; are these snow covered hills? gently Oscillating trees; in the winters breeze-of minus degrees, dropping snowflakes- with ease... |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:08:25 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 24.01.2017 03:00, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:36:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:28:11 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; Evil smelling putrefying remains of a two-wheeled pansy under a bus. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:08:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 24.01.2017 03:00, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:36:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:28:11 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; Evil smelling putrefying remains of a two-wheeled pansy under a bus. Coyly smiling at the sun with brightly colored face, a demeanor quietly homespun garlanded with ruffled grace; wherever planted, sheds crisp cheer all about the garden plot, sophisticated peers may proudly sneer; bravely, she smiles on from her spot. Determined through the winter cold to continue blooming by the walk, I love to see her shining there; oh, if that simple face could talk! There are others, I confess, who possess more glorious flair; but, to me, in all the world of flowers to the pansy they cannot compare. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:49:53 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:08:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; Evil smelling putrefying remains of a two-wheeled pansy under a bus. Coyly smiling at the sun with brightly colored face, Enough of your racism here, you two-wheeled pansy! |
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SIck nazoid... pedo AND forger!
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NOT Nemo, but a ****eating, child-raping cowardly nazoid, wrote: [sub-drivel flushed] He raped kiddies BOTH in Warsaw and London, the filthy nazoid perv! |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:49:53 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:08:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. See previous ****ing post. But what is most impressive, and should tickle many noses, is if I ever “cut the cheese” it makes me smell like roses. A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; Evil smelling putrefying remains of a two-wheeled pansy under a bus. Coyly smiling at the sun with brightly colored face, Enough of your racism here, you two-wheeled pansy! There once was a pansy named Fancy and she was as pretty as could be. She would stretch high above the other flowers as tall and straight as a tree. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:12:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote: On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:49:53 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:08:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; Evil smelling putrefying remains of a two-wheeled pansy under a bus. Coyly smiling at the sun with brightly colored face, Enough of your racism here, you two-wheeled pansy! There once was a pansy named Fancy And another called Peter Keller! |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:12:58 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote: On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:49:53 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:08:25 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: A two-wheeled corpse under a bus NEVER smells like roses. Scented pinecones of adoration; Evil smelling putrefying remains of a two-wheeled pansy under a bus. Coyly smiling at the sun with brightly colored face, Enough of your racism here, you two-wheeled pansy! There once was a pansy named Fancy And another called Peter Keller! A dying man lies silently The bravest of the brave He be the enemy most foul But his life I must save So many boys be dying now For fools and their ideas Yet I be there to do a job No room for pansy tears. |
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