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Old February 1st 17, 01:12 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 22:55:30 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 31.01.2017 03:33, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 22:48:47 +1300, Peter Keller
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Before you can get to possess it, isn’t life mean then

You may very well think so when you get squashed by a bus. I couldn't
possibly comment.

I alight from my ebony ford

A Fiesta or a Focus? Typical pansy cars!

Did you dream of him, poor Pansy dear,


Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups


The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!
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Old February 1st 17, 10:07 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 01.02.2017 14:12, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 22:55:30 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 31.01.2017 03:33, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 22:48:47 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


Before you can get to possess it, isn’t life mean then

You may very well think so when you get squashed by a bus. I couldn't
possibly comment.

I alight from my ebony ford

A Fiesta or a Focus? Typical pansy cars!

Did you dream of him, poor Pansy dear,

Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups


The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”
  #23  
Old February 1st 17, 02:29 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:07:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 01.02.2017 14:12, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 22:55:30 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 31.01.2017 03:33, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 22:48:47 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


Before you can get to possess it, isn’t life mean then

You may very well think so when you get squashed by a bus. I couldn't
possibly comment.

I alight from my ebony ford

A Fiesta or a Focus? Typical pansy cars!

Did you dream of him, poor Pansy dear,

Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups


The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”


Two-wheeled pansy corpse under bus on High Street.
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Old February 2nd 17, 10:24 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 02.02.2017 03:29, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:07:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 01.02.2017 14:12, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 31 Jan 2017 22:55:30 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 31.01.2017 03:33, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 30 Jan 2017 22:48:47 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

Before you can get to possess it, isn’t life mean then

You may very well think so when you get squashed by a bus. I couldn't
possibly comment.

I alight from my ebony ford

A Fiesta or a Focus? Typical pansy cars!

Did you dream of him, poor Pansy dear,

Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups

The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”


Two-wheeled pansy corpse under bus on High Street.

Under a tree of wet blossoms, shimmering to life in the sun, one honey
bee is circling around two burly men, who wave it off, with childlike
dramatics...arms flailing. One of them, wearing heavy leather boots,
leaves his deep imprints in the grass, still wet from yesterday's storm.
I wince, as the toe of his left boot squashes a purple pansy that is
growing along the border. Oh dear, her prized flowers,....they are like
her babies! She has always had the greenest, thumb..and the prettiest
yard on the block!
  #25  
Old February 2nd 17, 01:35 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 23:24:17 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 02.02.2017 03:29, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:07:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups

The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”


Two-wheeled pansy corpse under bus on High Street.

Under a tree of wet blossoms, shimmering to life in the sun, one honey
bee is circling around two burly men, who wave it off, with childlike
dramatics...arms flailing. One of them, wearing heavy leather boots,
leaves his deep imprints in the grass, still wet from yesterday's storm.
I wince


You certainly WILL when you get squashed by a bus!
  #26  
Old February 3rd 17, 10:17 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 03.02.2017 02:35, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 23:24:17 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 02.02.2017 03:29, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:07:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups

The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”

Two-wheeled pansy corpse under bus on High Street.

Under a tree of wet blossoms, shimmering to life in the sun, one honey
bee is circling around two burly men, who wave it off, with childlike
dramatics...arms flailing. One of them, wearing heavy leather boots,
leaves his deep imprints in the grass, still wet from yesterday's storm.
I wince


You certainly WILL when you get squashed by a bus!

the blue pansy,
of little glory,
dreamed of home
in a garden
never to roam
with no fanfare
drinking sweet nectar
and pollinating her world
but bringing joy
with each new blossom
  #27  
Old February 3rd 17, 01:58 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 23:17:29 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 03.02.2017 02:35, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 23:24:17 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 02.02.2017 03:29, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:07:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups

The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”

Two-wheeled pansy corpse under bus on High Street.

Under a tree of wet blossoms, shimmering to life in the sun, one honey
bee is circling around two burly men, who wave it off, with childlike
dramatics...arms flailing. One of them, wearing heavy leather boots,
leaves his deep imprints in the grass, still wet from yesterday's storm.
I wince


You certainly WILL when you get squashed by a bus!

the blue pansy,
of little glory,


The two-wheeled pansy of even less glory..
  #28  
Old February 4th 17, 10:41 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 04.02.2017 02:58, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 23:17:29 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 03.02.2017 02:35, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 23:24:17 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 02.02.2017 03:29, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 1 Feb 2017 23:07:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

Poor pansy indeed...reduced to two dimensions under a bus.

The smell of early coffee then fills our empty cups

The smell of dead two-wheeled pansies. YUK [sic][SIC!!! LOL]!!

“An obedient mind” traces “Déjà vu” –“Air travel”
“Half way around the world”
“Oceans odd overtures” reveal “Mosaic”
“Pansy shells on Pismo beach”

Two-wheeled pansy corpse under bus on High Street.

Under a tree of wet blossoms, shimmering to life in the sun, one honey
bee is circling around two burly men, who wave it off, with childlike
dramatics...arms flailing. One of them, wearing heavy leather boots,
leaves his deep imprints in the grass, still wet from yesterday's storm.
I wince

You certainly WILL when you get squashed by a bus!

the blue pansy,
of little glory,


The two-wheeled pansy of even less glory..


struggling through the snow
saluting Valentine's Day...
smiling pansy face

small snowdrops emerge
acknowledging coming spring...
with welcoming nod

P.S. May love spread across the world. j.j.

  #29  
Old February 4th 17, 01:58 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Sat, 4 Feb 2017 23:41:53 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 04.02.2017 02:58, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 23:17:29 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:



You certainly WILL when you get squashed by a bus!

the blue pansy,
of little glory,


The two-wheeled pansy of even less glory..


struggling through the snow


slipping on the ice and falling under a bus
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Old February 5th 17, 09:41 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 05.02.2017 02:58, NEMO wrote:
On Sat, 4 Feb 2017 23:41:53 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 04.02.2017 02:58, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 3 Feb 2017 23:17:29 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:



You certainly WILL when you get squashed by a bus!

the blue pansy,
of little glory,

The two-wheeled pansy of even less glory..


struggling through the snow


slipping on the ice and falling under a bus

OFFERING OF PANSY

Plucked at peak season, her blossom’s open -
Cleo, short for Cleopatra – brunette.

Her bloomer’s heart, displayed, shows she’s hope’n.
Hands him a pink pansy – eyes haven’t met.

Whistling inside, collar tight, he’s grope’n,
With fright. Cleo’s bold and brash, wide open!
 




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