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  #51  
Old February 19th 17, 02:02 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 22:21:15 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 19.02.2017 03:13, NEMO wrote:
On Sat, 18 Feb 2017 22:57:15 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 18.02.2017 02:48, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 17 Feb 2017 23:06:12 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


The ONLY thing you can ****ing do right is get squashed by a ****ing
bus...and ****ing SOON.

Taking into account some trolls' sadistic nature, they commit the act of
trolling by going online and pushing people's impulses.

Taking into account some two wheeled pansies' scofflaw nature, they
commit the act of bicycling by going on pavements and pushing people
out of the way.

Cyber Environment Dependent simply means that an Internet Troll requires
access to cyberspace in order to engage in their nonsensical passive
aggression.


Bicycling simply means that a two-wheeled pansy requires access to
roads paid for by tax-paying road users in order to engage in their
nonsensical passive aggression.

Cyber Harassment, Cyberbullying, Internet Trolling and Cyberstalking are
often used synonymously


Cyclists, two wheeled pansies and lycra fairies are often used
synonymously.
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  #52  
Old February 20th 17, 09:44 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 20.02.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 22:21:15 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 19.02.2017 03:13, NEMO wrote:
On Sat, 18 Feb 2017 22:57:15 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 18.02.2017 02:48, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 17 Feb 2017 23:06:12 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

The ONLY thing you can ****ing do right is get squashed by a ****ing
bus...and ****ing SOON.

Taking into account some trolls' sadistic nature, they commit the act of
trolling by going online and pushing people's impulses.

Taking into account some two wheeled pansies' scofflaw nature, they
commit the act of bicycling by going on pavements and pushing people
out of the way.

Cyber Environment Dependent simply means that an Internet Troll requires
access to cyberspace in order to engage in their nonsensical passive
aggression.

Bicycling simply means that a two-wheeled pansy requires access to
roads paid for by tax-paying road users in order to engage in their
nonsensical passive aggression.

Cyber Harassment, Cyberbullying, Internet Trolling and Cyberstalking are
often used synonymously


Cyclists, two wheeled pansies and lycra fairies are often used
synonymously.

In the past few years, the science of Internet trollology has made some
strides. Last year, for instance, we learned that by hurling insults and
inciting discord in online comment sections, so-called Internet trolls
(who are frequently anonymous) have a polarizing effect on audiences,
leading to politicization, rather than deeper understanding of
scientific topics.
  #53  
Old February 23rd 17, 09:47 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents


In article ,
Peter Keller wrote:

But who are these internet trolls?

Why do they do it?


Because we WANT to.

What the hell is wrong with them?


Nothing is wrong with me. OTOH, I'm a highly talented person, and
also a poet:

IN MEMORIAM: poem for a dead kraut nazoid
-----------------------------------------
There once was a Nazi named Kuhnen
Who never had sex with a woman.
He sucked dicks instead,
Got AIDS, now he's dead...
Good riddance to the filthy sub-human!


--In puking memory of the cocksucking nazoid Michael
Kuhnen, who led the German neo-Nazi movement, and, much
to the joy of decent people everywhere, died of AIDS.
http://tinyurl.com/bnrca2e

  #54  
Old February 24th 17, 09:40 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 24.02.2017 03:23, NEMO wrote:


Sick!

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment to me from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate towards me the further honour from YOU of being
hypocritical, greedy, violent, and malevolent.

It really is a very great compliment to be called sick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

  #55  
Old February 24th 17, 02:27 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:40:05 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.02.2017 03:23, NEMO wrote:


Sick!

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment to me from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate towards me the further honour from YOU of being
hypocritical, greedy, violent, and malevolent.

?It really is a very great compliment to be called sick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY thing you can do right is to get squashed by a bus.
May it be soon, insh'Allah!
  #56  
Old February 24th 17, 06:24 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents


A polish woman murdered by the German Army:
http://tinyurl.com/ox2snee

Good riddance to the cocksucking bitch... pansy-boi, ALL polacks
DESERVE to die.

  #57  
Old February 25th 17, 01:10 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 25.02.2017 03:27, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:40:05 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.02.2017 03:23, NEMO wrote:


Sick!

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment to me from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate towards me the further honour from YOU of being
hypocritical, greedy, violent, and malevolent.

?It really is a very great compliment to be called sick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY thing you can do right is to get squashed by a bus.
May it be soon, insh'Allah!

NoMan's eyes are simple eyespots, not compound eyes that can resolve images.
  #58  
Old February 25th 17, 04:51 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Sun, 26 Feb 2017 02:10:21 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.02.2017 03:27, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:40:05 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.02.2017 03:23, NEMO wrote:


Sick!

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment to me from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate towards me the further honour from YOU of being
hypocritical, greedy, violent, and malevolent.

?It really is a very great compliment to be called sick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY thing you can do right is to get squashed by a bus.
May it be soon, insh'Allah!

NoMan's eyes are simple eyespots, not compound eyes that can resolve images.


YOUR eyes can't see traffic lights or any other road markings.
  #59  
Old February 26th 17, 10:23 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 26.02.2017 05:51, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 26 Feb 2017 02:10:21 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.02.2017 03:27, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:40:05 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.02.2017 03:23, NEMO wrote:


Sick!

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment to me from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate towards me the further honour from YOU of being
hypocritical, greedy, violent, and malevolent.

?It really is a very great compliment to be called sick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

The ONLY thing you can do right is to get squashed by a bus.
May it be soon, insh'Allah!

NoMan's eyes are simple eyespots, not compound eyes that can resolve images.


YOUR eyes can't see traffic lights or any other road markings.

NoMan has no true fins and has six or eight barbels around the mouth and
a single nostril. Instead of vertically articulating jaws like
vertebrates with jaws, NoMan has a pair of horizontally moving
structures with tooth-like projections for pulling off food.
  #60  
Old February 26th 17, 09:58 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Posts: 232
Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Sun, 26 Feb 2017 23:23:03 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.02.2017 05:51, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 26 Feb 2017 02:10:21 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.02.2017 03:27, NEMO wrote:
On Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:40:05 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.02.2017 03:23, NEMO wrote:


Sick!

Thanks greatly for the excellent compliment to me from YOU. Especially
as it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate towards me the further honour from YOU of being
hypocritical, greedy, violent, and malevolent.

?It really is a very great compliment to be called sick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

The ONLY thing you can do right is to get squashed by a bus.
May it be soon, insh'Allah!

NoMan's eyes are simple eyespots, not compound eyes that can resolve images.


YOUR eyes can't see traffic lights or any other road markings.

NoMan has no true fins and has six or eight barbels around the mouth


Two-wheeled pansy has no real brain and has one or two dicks around
the mouth.
 




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