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Old April 5th 18, 01:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/
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Old April 5th 18, 06:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On 2018-04-05 7:39 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/



This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

more rerun of the same old thing
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Old April 5th 18, 10:32 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
Ser Gregor Clegane
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/


This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL


It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods. If she is so easily offended, she
needs to turn her head and look someplace else. Or, better
yet, - scoop up, bag up and properly dispose of her dog's
poop.

--

The Mountain
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Old April 6th 18, 12:18 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL


It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

--
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who feel that life is but a joke."
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Old April 6th 18, 12:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL


It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk
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Old April 6th 18, 12:27 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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On 2018-04-05 4:18 PM, Checkmate wrote:
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Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk


I'll bet you do.

--
Checkmate
Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Copyright 2018
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In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

"There are many here among us,
who feel that life is but a joke."
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Old April 6th 18, 12:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk


I'll bet you do.


well now that i got hammer head open for anotherrerun ,
i can go get a drink , oxy up and enjoy the show
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Old April 6th 18, 06:12 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...



On 2018-04-05 4:27 PM, Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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says...



On 2018-04-05 4:18 PM, Checkmate wrote:
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n says...


Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk


I'll bet you do.


well now that i got hammer head open for anotherrerun ,
i can go get a drink , oxy up and enjoy the show


Don't expect it to last. You're only out until I tire of you, which
won't be long.

--
Checkmate
Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Copyright 2018
all rights reserved

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

"There are many here among us,
who feel that life is but a joke."
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Old April 6th 18, 10:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On 06/04/18 00:58, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

*Plonk*
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Old April 6th 18, 05:49 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.home.repair,soc.penpals,alt.checkmate
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Default Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.

On 2018-04-05 10:12 PM, Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...



On 2018-04-05 4:27 PM, Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,

says...



On 2018-04-05 4:18 PM, Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
n says...


Subject: Oh dear, warmer weather means the pervert cyclists are out.
From: Ser Gregor Clegane
Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.home.repair, soc.penpals, alt.checkmate

On Thu, 5 Apr 2018 07:39:01 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
On 4/5/2018 5:58 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
Number plates would help stop this, or at least reduce it.

http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/161...letown-forest/

This is the kinda **** that reminds me of little Percy Pervurt.
LOL

It really is so lame that some paranoid, dog-walking ****
becomes hysterical just because a cyclist needs to relieve
himself in the woods.


A common excuse used by exhibitionists. If you need to relieve yourself,
you're not going to stand there and have your junk out facing the road.

i do whatever i like with my junk

I'll bet you do.


well now that i got hammer head open for anotherrerun ,
i can go get a drink , oxy up and enjoy the show


Don't expect it to last. You're only out until I tire of you, which
won't be long.

i don't care what you do now or later ,
you're just a big bag of fk all anyway
 




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