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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will
he do for employment. Sugestions please. Some that come to mind, 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine (At an AMTRAK location near you -- franchises available) 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
He'll suck-seed in all of these:
1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand - he will be snowballing in prison with Bubba 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat and recently used condom storage 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor and Suppository Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine and Penis Polishing 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program (don't really follow you there ) |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
On May 21, 6:32*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
He'll suck-seed in all of these: 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand *- he will be snowballing in prison with Bubba 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat and recently used condom storage 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor and Suppository Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine and Penis Polishing 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program (don't really follow you there ) LOL! Hell, I'll by a snowball from him. I'll even give him a good tip. As for what I'll do.....seriously, I'm retired. Time to ride the bike, play chess and let the younger folks worry about the next generation of miscreants. |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
On May 21, 5:28*pm, Substance McGravitas wrote:
On 5/21/2011 2:02 PM, wrote: After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will he do for employment. Sugestions please. Some that come to mind, 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine (At an AMTRAK location near you -- franchises available) 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program Which raises the question: What are YOU going to do when this is all over? Have you got a fallback obsession? I think we should pause to congratulate Lafferty on doubling down on his Armstrong obsession by carrying it over to the circumstances of LANCE's upbringing, hence the disparaging "Gunderson" references. Clearly LANCE's biological father realized the evil that LANCE would become, and escaped his pernicious influence when the demon-child was but a two year old. Who can blame the dad, really? Fredmaster Ben |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
On May 21, 6:42*pm, "
wrote: On May 21, 6:32*pm, Anton Berlin wrote: He'll suck-seed in all of these: 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand *- he will be snowballing in prison with Bubba 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat and recently used condom storage 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor and Suppository Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine and Penis Polishing 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program (don't really follow you there ) LOL! *Hell, I'll by a snowball from him. I'll even give him a good tip. As for what I'll do.....seriously, I'm retired. Time to ride the bike, play chess and let the younger folks worry about the next generation of miscreants. I'd check the urban dictionary if I were you. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Snow%20Balling |
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On 5/21/2011 6:42 PM, wrote:
seriously, I'm retired. We're not very honest about that, are we? F |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
On May 21, 2:28*pm, Substance McGravitas wrote:
On 5/21/2011 2:02 PM, wrote: After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will he do for employment. Sugestions please. Some that come to mind, 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine (At an AMTRAK location near you -- franchises available) 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program Which raises the question: What are YOU going to do when this is all over? Have you got a fallback obsession? Time to recycle Polgar. |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
truthitalia wrote:
After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will he do for employment. Substance McGravitas wrote: Which raises the question: What are YOU going to do when this is all over? Have you got a fallback obsession? Brad Anders wrote: Time to recycle Polgar. That's what he calls his flashlight. |
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Lance Gunderson's Future Employment
On May 22, 1:06*am, Brad Anders wrote:
On May 21, 2:28*pm, Substance McGravitas wrote: On 5/21/2011 2:02 PM, wrote: After Lance has all his ill gotten gains taken by the Feds, what will he do for employment. Sugestions please. Some that come to mind, 1. Gunderson's Snowball Stand 2. Gunderson's Plano Fix a Flat 3. Gunderson's Famous Sperm Donor Center 4. Gunderson's Shoe Shine (At an AMTRAK location near you -- franchises available) 5. Gunderson's ****Tard Twelve Step Program Which raises the question: What are YOU going to do when this is all over? Have you got a fallback obsession? Time to recycle Polgar. Brunhilde hasn't sung yet in Polgar's world. |
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