Ed Dolan the Great and the cycling newsgroups

"Edward Dolan" writes:

If there are any dumber newsgroups in the entire universe then these cycling
newsgroups I would like to know about them. Yea, despair reigns supreme
here. That is because there is nothing more stupid than stupidity itself.

Even Tom Sherman, formerly a mainstay of these groups, has become a cipher
and a nullity. Ed Dolan the Great wants to see these cycling newsgroups
perish. Like King Louis IV, I say après moi, les deluge!

What is the point of posting anymore to these newsgroups? There is no one
here except total idiots. The proof of this is that Ed Dolan the Great can
no longer find anyone's dumb asses to kick. My God, who would ever have
thought Ed Dolan the Great would ever run out of dumb asses to kick on these
freaking cycling newsgroups. What a revolting situation!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Apart from the terrifically embarrassing third person style you employ,
you also disagree with yourself. IF, as you claim, that these are the
dumbest newsgroups then you could surely find "dumb arses to kick". This
suggests that the prime dumb arse here is, in fact, you. And the
excessive cross posting really reinforces that.

You really should drop the style. It makes people cringe.