Another pavement elephant kills

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...the-loose.html


And the cyclists here have the barefaced cheek to keep banging on
about motorists on pavements!


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Dave - A licence to train elephants is a licence to kill.

On 4 Apr, 13:42, "The Medway Handyman" davidl...@no-spam-
blueyonder.co.uk wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...r-elephant-on-...

And the cyclists here have the barefaced cheek to keep banging on
about motorists on pavements!

--
Dave - A licence to train elephants is a licence to kill.

"Terrified villagers in southern Nepal have been using smoke, fire
crackers and drums in a desperate attempt to keep it away from their
homes and stop the wild beast from killing again."

Fools! They should all wear helmets, and put up railings. It's their
own fault.

And, as a practical person, what calibre elephant gun would you
recommend for stopping marauding motorists?

Squashme wrote:
On 4 Apr, 13:42, "The Medway Handyman" davidl...@no-spam-
blueyonder.co.uk wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...r-elephant-on-...

And the cyclists here have the barefaced cheek to keep banging on
about motorists on pavements!

--
Dave - A licence to train elephants is a licence to kill.

"Terrified villagers in southern Nepal have been using smoke, fire
crackers and drums in a desperate attempt to keep it away from their
homes and stop the wild beast from killing again."

Fools! They should all wear helmets, and put up railings. It's their
own fault.

And, as a practical person, what calibre elephant gun would you
recommend for stopping marauding motorists?

An imaginary one.


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Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike is a kid's toy, not a
viable form of transport.

Squashme wrote:
On 4 Apr, 13:42, "The Medway Handyman" davidl...@no-spam-
blueyonder.co.uk wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...r-elephant-on-...

And the cyclists here have the barefaced cheek to keep banging on
about motorists on pavements!

--
Dave - A licence to train elephants is a licence to kill.

"Terrified villagers in southern Nepal have been using smoke, fire
crackers and drums in a desperate attempt to keep it away from their
homes and stop the wild beast from killing again."

Fools! They should all wear helmets, and put up railings. It's their
own fault.

And, as a practical person, what calibre elephant gun would you
recommend for stopping marauding motorists?

The Barrett Model 82A1, you know it makes sense...

http://www.barrett.net/firearms/model82a1

On 4 Apr, 18:02, Tosspot wrote:
Squashme wrote:
On 4 Apr, 13:42, "The Medway Handyman" davidl...@no-spam-
blueyonder.co.uk wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...r-elephant-on-...

And the cyclists here have the barefaced cheek to keep banging on
about motorists on pavements!

--
Dave - A licence to train elephants is a licence to kill.

"Terrified villagers in southern Nepal have been using smoke, fire
crackers and drums in a desperate attempt to keep it away from their
homes and stop the wild beast from killing again."

Fools! They should all wear helmets, and put up railings. It's their
own fault.

And, as a practical person, what calibre elephant gun would you
recommend for stopping marauding motorists?

The Barrett Model 82A1, you know it makes sense...

http://www.barrett.net/firearms/model82a1

Do they do a mounting for bikes?

How about the Velo Dog?:-

http://tinyurl.com/ydp4zhp

Although, stuff the spice or rock salt. French food nuts!