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Old May 16th 12, 07:02 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Steve Freides[_2_]
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Clitteigh wrote:
Does he have one or zero balls?


As seen on another newsgroup:



There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone
not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone calls me Onestone again
I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took
her deep into the forest where he made love to her
all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!






Why???





OH, come on... take a guess!!!





Think about it!!!







You're going to love this!!!






Everyone knows...





You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!


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Old May 16th 12, 07:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Steven Bornfeld[_2_]
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On 5/16/2012 2:02 PM, Steve Freides wrote:

(snip, you merry punster).

I've killed for less.
Remember--it's a long way to tip a rarity.

Steve

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Old May 16th 12, 07:36 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Fred Flintstein
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On 5/16/2012 1:21 PM, Steven Bornfeld wrote:
On 5/16/2012 2:02 PM, Steve Freides wrote:

(snip, you merry punster).

I've killed for less.
Remember--it's a long way to tip a rarity.

Steve


You guys are a couple of nuts.

F
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Old May 22nd 12, 12:24 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Steve Freides[_2_]
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Steven Bornfeld wrote:
On 5/16/2012 2:02 PM, Steve Freides wrote:

(snip, you merry punster).

I've killed for less.
Remember--it's a long way to tip a rarity.

Steve


.... tip a rarity - that took me a minute.

-S-


 




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