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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before a driving test?
[Removed from rec.bicycles.rides where this was NEVER on-topic.]
=v= The potential and actual damages of bicycles don't come anywhere near those of motorized vehicles. It's simply not worth the price of the bureaucracy involved. =v= If the world's most repressive regimes can get by without demanding licensing of bicyclists, I think free countries could somehow manage to muddle through without it as well. _Jym_ |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before a driving test?
On Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:15:35 +0100, Jym Dyer wrote:
[Removed from rec.bicycles.rides where this was NEVER on-topic.] And removed from others too. Only trolls use the followup header. [plonk] =v= The potential and actual damages of bicycles don't come anywhere near those of motorized vehicles. It's simply not worth the price of the bureaucracy involved. =v= If the world's most repressive regimes can get by without demanding licensing of bicyclists, I think free countries could somehow manage to muddle through without it as well. _Jym_ -- http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com Strange Signs in London: Spotted on a bathroom of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department sto BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before a driving test?
[Removed from rec.bicycles.rides where this was NEVER on-topic.] With that sig file, you have a nerve...are you GOD ;-) |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 12, 4:27*am, "Road_Hog" wrote:
"BOFH" wrote in message ... "ComandanteBanana" wrote in message .... Case in point is how we should make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test and if they fail that test they won't have a chance with the driving test! Why? Because it's better to knock a few cones with a bicycle, than with a car, where those cones are bound to be cyclists or pedestrians in real life. Simply some people should not be driving! uk.rec.driving meet the obsessed, militant footsoldiers you share the road with. I think you all need to talk this through All cyclists should be shot on site, except the lycra wearing ones, who should be hung, drawn and quartered.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Funny that's what I DO to all suv's and anyone of the breed wearing a blue tooth or holding phone...them I just give a cocktail. OAAAMOF I am better than all you stupid cage monkeys...better looking to. -- Keith |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 10, 10:20*pm, Tom Sherman
wrote: ComandanteBanana wrote: Case in point is how we should make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test and if they fail that test they won't have a chance with the driving test! Why? Because it's better to knock a few cones with a bicycle, than with a car, where those cones are bound to be cyclists or pedestrians in real life. How about needing to pass a test and get licensed to post to Usenet? Simply some people should not be driving! Simply, some people should not be posting to Usenet. -- Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007 If you are not a part of the solution, you are a part of the precipitate. My Internet License #1,030,155 is in order until 2015 or until the revolution is completed, whichever comes first. |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 10, 10:47*pm, wrote:
On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:03:00 -0700 (PDT) ComandanteBanana wrote: Case in point is how we should make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test and if they fail that test they won't have a chance with the driving test! Why? Because it's better to knock a few cones with a bicycle, than with a car, where those cones are bound to be cyclists or pedestrians in real life. I've been riding bicycles since I was about 4 and motorcycles since I was about 10, but I keep crashing my car into other cars because it won't fit through gaps - I reckon I should drive trucks for a while. Have you tried SUVs? They brave their way around, even when they are busy on the phone. |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 10, 10:43*pm, (Tom Keats) wrote:
In article , * * * * Tom Sherman writes: ComandanteBanana wrote: Case in point is how we should make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test and if they fail that test they won't have a chance with the driving test! Why? Because it's better to knock a few cones with a bicycle, than with a car, where those cones are bound to be cyclists or pedestrians in real life. How about needing to pass a test and get licensed to post to Usenet? Simply some people should not be driving! Simply, some people should not be posting to Usenet. Au contraire, mon frere! *The freedoms we have left /must/ be kept open. *As wuzzhisname once paraphrasedly said: "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." That's what makes our Western culture so much more progressive than those Old World cultures that get a collective hair up their collective ass about newspaper cartoons depicting Muhammet, and books by Salman Rushdie et al. So I see Banana Boy is now resorting to the ancient, wearisome, cyclists-should-be-licensed argument. That car-drivers' anti-bicycle canard is over a century old. *You'd think people would get a clue by now. At least we're free to rebut. Without getting decapitated. *Just investigated *;-) And that's what's better about Western/New World society. Yeah, your culture is simply much more open than Muslim culture as witnessed in the Middle East under those regimes supported by the West because it simply gets good deals. But in light of some tendencies witnessed in the last few years, we may soon be there. |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 10, 10:43 pm, (Tom Keats) wrote:
In article , Tom Sherman writes: ComandanteBanana wrote: Case in point is how we should make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test and if they fail that test they won't have a chance with the driving test! Why? Because it's better to knock a few cones with a bicycle, than with a car, where those cones are bound to be cyclists or pedestrians in real life. How about needing to pass a test and get licensed to post to Usenet? Simply some people should not be driving! Simply, some people should not be posting to Usenet. Au contraire, mon frere! The freedoms we have left /must/ be kept open. As wuzzhisname once paraphrasedly said: "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." That's what makes our Western culture so much more progressive than those Old World cultures that get a collective hair up their collective ass about newspaper cartoons depicting Muhammet, and books by Salman Rushdie et al. So I see Banana Boy is now resorting to the ancient, wearisome, cyclists-should-be-licensed argument. That car-drivers' anti-bicycle canard is over a century old. You'd think people would get a clue by now. At least we're free to rebut. Without getting decapitated. Just investigated ;-) And that's what's better about Western/New World society. Yeah, our culture is simply much more open than Muslim culture as witnessed in the Middle East under those regimes supported by the West because it simply gets good deals. But in light of some tendencies common in the last few years, we may soon be there. |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 10, 11:57 pm, (Tom Keats) wrote:
In article , Tom Sherman writes: Simply, some people should not be posting to Usenet. Au contraire, mon frere! The freedoms we have left /must/ be kept open. As wuzzhisname once paraphrasedly said: "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." [...] This was a hint, not an advocation for newsgroup moderation. No, that was more than a hint. I'm pretty tired of his blather too. But y'know what? He's like those stoopid false teeth things that ya wind up, and they chatter across a tabletop for a while, and it's supposed to be amusing, but it isn't because it's so old. That's what CommandanteBanana _is_. That's /all/ he is, and all he ever will be -- an annoying kibbitzer with nothing meaningful or useful to say. Annoying houseflies you can swat. But annoying kibbitzers? shrug The only way to get rid of them is to direct them toward something else they can pester even worse. Imagine how boring life would be with the usual news. Terrorism, financial crisis, SUV commercials, and the 2008 elections... That's why we are here, right? |
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Should we make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test before adriving test?
On Oct 10, 11:12*pm, "S'mee" wrote:
On Oct 10, 4:03*pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: Case in point is how we should make people pass a cycling/motorcycle test and if they fail that test they won't have a chance with the driving test! Why? Because it's better to knock a few cones with a bicycle, than with a car, where those cones are bound to be cyclists or pedestrians in real life. Yeah and? You are stating the obvious...tha's why the unwashed masses wont go for it. Simply some people should not be driving! Thankyou Cpt. Obvious. "It's important to push for the obvious, because they push for the things that make a profit, and that's obviously stupid." -Great Thoughts by Comandante Banana |
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