Jonathan Page got his....

Jonathan Page got his ass handed to him by Bart Wellens (and twelve
others) in Koksijde Belgium. He finished in 27th place today, 14 places
behind Bart Wellens, because:

1.) His pussy hurt
2.) He was getting over a cold
3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel
4.) His mechanic forgot his badge
5.) His mechanic took a beating
5.) He is building for 2011
6.) He has Addison's disease
7.) He is delusional

Wife Beater wrote:

Jonathan Page got his ass handed to him by Bart Wellens (and twelve
others) in Koksijde Belgium. He finished in 27th place today, 14 places
behind Bart Wellens, because:

1.) His pussy hurt
2.) He was getting over a cold
3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel
4.) His mechanic forgot his badge
5.) His mechanic took a beating
5.) He is building for 2011
6.) He has Addison's disease
7.) He is delusional

Page rides like a ladyboy.

Magilla

Wife Beater wrote:
Jonathan Page got his ass handed to him by Bart Wellens (and twelve
others) in Koksijde Belgium. He finished in 27th place today, 14 places
behind Bart Wellens, because:

1.) His pussy hurt
2.) He was getting over a cold
3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel
4.) His mechanic forgot his badge
5.) His mechanic took a beating
5.) He is building for 2011
6.) He has Addison's disease
7.) He is delusional

Dumbass,

Did he roll any tires? You know, it's no one's fault when that
happens.

Bob Schwartz

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5748377/


"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message
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Wife Beater wrote:

Jonathan Page got his ass handed to him by Bart Wellens (and twelve
others) in Koksijde Belgium. He finished in 27th place today, 14 places
behind Bart Wellens, because:

1.) His pussy hurt
2.) He was getting over a cold
3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel
4.) His mechanic forgot his badge
5.) His mechanic took a beating
5.) He is building for 2011
6.) He has Addison's disease
7.) He is delusional

Page rides like a ladyboy.

Magilla

"Bob Schwartz" wrote in message
...
Wife Beater wrote:
Jonathan Page got his ass handed to him by Bart Wellens (and twelve
others) in Koksijde Belgium. He finished in 27th place today, 14 places
behind Bart Wellens, because:

1.) His pussy hurt
2.) He was getting over a cold
3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel
4.) His mechanic forgot his badge
5.) His mechanic took a beating
5.) He is building for 2011
6.) He has Addison's disease
7.) He is delusional

Dumbass,

Did he roll any tires? You know, it's no one's fault when that
happens.

Bob Schwartz


It was 3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel.

These video clips are the best thing since the invention of Rohypnol.

Magilla



Wife Beater wrote:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5748377/

"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message
...
Wife Beater wrote:

Jonathan Page got his ass handed to him by Bart Wellens (and twelve
others) in Koksijde Belgium. He finished in 27th place today, 14 places
behind Bart Wellens, because:

1.) His pussy hurt
2.) He was getting over a cold
3.) He had two flats and a broken wheel
4.) His mechanic forgot his badge
5.) His mechanic took a beating
5.) He is building for 2011
6.) He has Addison's disease
7.) He is delusional

Page rides like a ladyboy.

Magilla

"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message
...
These video clips are the best thing since the invention of Rohypnol.

Magilla



Alcohol is still number one for substance-assisted sexual assault.

Wife Beater wrote:

"MagillaGorilla" wrote in message
...
These video clips are the best thing since the invention of Rohypnol.

Magilla


Alcohol is still number one for substance-assisted sexual assault.

Yeah, but with Ruffies, it's lights out after one drink. After that, it's
just a matter of cutting her jeans off and managing vital signs.

Magilla

MagillaGorilla wrote:
Yeah, but with Ruffies, it's lights out after one drink. After that, it's
just a matter of cutting her jeans off and managing vital signs.

You must have been Michael Jackson's other doctor.