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jake jamison wrote:
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! dickhead |
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"jake jamison" wrote in message link.net...
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! Excessively humourous. Now you better run along, the bell is about to ring and you don't want to be late for another fun afternoon with the other special ed students. |
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jake jamison wrote:
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! Looks like Li'l Jakie found the password to through the parental controls. What's next, picking the lock on the liquor cabinet and throwing eggs at old people? Go away, ya twit. Tom |
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In article ,
Zoot Katz writes: Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, , "Don" wrote: well.. since many people are scared ****less of dogs.. you've done your best to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people.. Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the worthless dull witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes. His antics didn't significantly change anyone's opinion of cyclists as a group. Forsooth, this is truth. The sins of the POBs are /not/ visited upon the cyclists. Bike-haters were just born that way. I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all. I growl at cars. Same effect. cheers, Tom -- -- Every time I see grrlz on sk8boards, I no longer despair for the human race. I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca |
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Forsooth, this is truth. The sins of the POBs are /not/ visited
upon the cyclists. We're all dogs of the same stripe, and it ain't the gutter, Tom. As Jon used to say, and I paraphrase, "We're the lucky ones." "We ought to be gracious to the misguided, generous to those in trouble, and forgiving to those at fault." Unfortunately, I am not as nice as Jon. -- _______________________ALL AMIGA IN MY MIND_______________________ ------------------"Buddy Holly, the Texas Elvis"------------------ in.edu__________ |
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"Eric S. Sande" writes: Forsooth, this is truth. The sins of the POBs are /not/ visited upon the cyclists. We're all dogs of the same stripe, and it ain't the gutter, Tom. I cannot respect people who use their bicycles to sneak up behind pedestrians and scare the livin' daylights outa them, as 'cyclists'. They'll just have to make do with being People On Bikes. As a matter of fact, most of the time I just regard myself as just a 'rider' -- it feels less onerous. As Jon used to say, and I paraphrase, "We're the lucky ones." "We ought to be gracious to the misguided, generous to those in trouble, and forgiving to those at fault." I wholeheartedly believe most people feel that way. That's why I'm sure the misdeeds of a few 'riders' don't turn society against us all. Unfortunately, I am not as nice as Jon. Betcha ya are :-) cheers, Tom -- -- Powered by FreeBSD Above address is just a spam midden. I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca |
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Thu, 06 May 2004 23:22:32 -0400, ,
"Eric S. Sande" wrote: Forsooth, this is truth. The sins of the POBs are /not/ visited upon the cyclists. We're all dogs of the same stripe, and it ain't the gutter, Tom. Historically, in North America anyway, cyclists have long been the butt of many jokes. We've been considered eccentric daredevils from the start. Cycling was socially acceptable among the monied trend-setters only during the very brief period when bicycles were cutting edge technology. As Jon used to say, and I paraphrase, "We're the lucky ones." We wanted to fly and then reshaped the world when we did. We're the chosen ones! Bikes rule. "We ought to be gracious to the misguided, generous to those in trouble, and forgiving to those at fault." I think he used to also quote Murphy: "Do not ascribe to maliciousness what can be ascribed to incompetence, ignorance, and insensibility." Unfortunately, I am not as nice as Jon. Unfortunate for whom? -- zk |
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"jake jamison" wrote in message ink.net... this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she is actualy clutcing her chest! anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!! Yes that was funny, about as hilarious as your pathetic troll attempt. Keep up the decidedly below average work. Shaun aRe |
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