Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches

"Slugger" wrote in message
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Ed you could have brokent this post up into 3 posts. That way you
would be closer to attaining your goal and we can all break out the
party cigarettes.

Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, knows exactly what I am doing and what he has
to do to prevent it. I do not cut intellectuals the slack that I cut to
non-intellectuals. I expect more of them and I know how to get it out of
them too.

My goal will arrive in the goodness of time and I am in no hurry to reach
the glorious event. I will make known my apotheosis to one and all if and
when it happens.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota

Hey guys -

The TROLL still doesn't get the picture.

[I've] now imposed on you a stricture...

[It's hard to quote the TROLL in meter;
He's such a raucous quacking bleater.]

Another word from ancient annals!
If 'strangely narrowed body channels'
Is what the TROLL intends imposing,
Then folks, I'll pass. Oh, he needs hosing,
But might enjoy such wild diversions.
Sure, he insists that vile perversions
Have no appeal, and casts aspersions
On folks he claims make those incursions,
But he's admitted he's a liar.
And who can know how hot the fire
Of HELL might burn in his libido
To violate his saintly credo?

But even if he meant 'restriction',
That's merely self-deluding fiction.
I'm not within his jurisdiction,
And what could be a worse infliction
Than we've already been enduring?
I find it strangely reassuring
To think the TROLL might stop replying.
Please, please don't fret; I won't be crying.

But wait! I guess to minimize
The length and breadth of TROLL replies,
And spare the group's minds, souls and eyes
From typos, thinkos and more lies:

I need to mention poo-poo, guys.

Regards (without restrictions),
Wayne

"LoGo USA" wrote in message
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Hey guys -

The TROLL still doesn't get the picture.

[I've] now imposed on you a stricture...

[It's hard to quote the TROLL in meter;
He's such a raucous quacking bleater.]

Another word from ancient annals!
If 'strangely narrowed body channels'
Is what the TROLL intends imposing,
Then folks, I'll pass. Oh, he needs hosing,
But might enjoy such wild diversions.
Sure, he insists that vile perversions
Have no appeal, and casts aspersions
On folks he claims make those incursions,
But he's admitted he's a liar.
And who can know how hot the fire
Of HELL might burn in his libido
To violate his saintly credo?

Liberals like to throw words around like liar when they have run out of
rational argument. Here's one I remember from my childhood: Liar, liar,
pants on fire! It has the same effect now as it did then - childish and
absurd.

But even if he meant 'restriction',
That's merely self-deluding fiction.
I'm not within his jurisdiction,
And what could be a worse infliction
Than we've already been enduring?
I find it strangely reassuring
To think the TROLL might stop replying.
Please, please don't fret; I won't be crying.

I meant strictures. If I had meant restriction, then that is what I would
have written.

But wait! I guess to minimize
The length and breadth of TROLL replies,
And spare the group's minds, souls and eyes
From typos, thinkos and more lies:

I need to mention poo-poo, guys.

Borderline, but I will let it pass.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota