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  #11  
Old September 21st 14, 01:01 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
John B. Slocomb
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Default The case of Jute and his lies.

On Sun, 21 Sep 2014 09:06:31 +1000, Peter Howard
wrote:

On 21/09/2014 7:43 AM, Andre Jute wrote:
On Saturday, September 20, 2014 12:09:22 PM UTC+1, Peter Howard wrote:
On 20/09/2014 7:14 PM, Andre Jute wrote:

On Saturday, September 20, 2014 3:52:59 AM UTC+1, poor Peter Howard aka "Little Howie" wrote:

began to find it impossible to keep my lies either consistent or

believable due to advancing senility and alcohol abuse.



Thank you for sharing that with us. Self-knowledge is the fountain of kharma.



BTW, I'm not known as anything that you suggest,



Absolutely. That's just the point I'm making: you're an insignificant nothing who stalks his betters on the net in the hope of raising your profile above ground zero.



you are well known to be a liar, fraud and fabulist.



Why, I'm delighted to hear that. A fabulist, indeed. You poor dumb cluck, I'm a novelist, a professional fabulist ("Wild but wonderful" -- New York Times). I am not responsible when an ignorant, uneducated peasant like you mistakes what the characters in my novels do or say for autobiography.



You're so thick, Little Howie, you're an embarrassment to the rest of us Australians.



Andre Jute

Charisma is the art of inducing apoplexy in fools by merely existing elegantly


fabulist: A liar, especially one who invents elaborately dishonest

stories: "a born fabulist, with an imagination unfettered by the laws of

logic and probability"


You're just repeating yourself, Little Howie, exhibiting your lack of sophistication and education by claiming that I'm a liar because you confuse characters in my novels with me. You're so dumb, you embarrass the rest of us Australians. Mind you, when you set yourself up against the great newspapers of the world, it is a mildly amusing insight into the arrogance of your ignorance: ***"Jute has clearly conducted a great deal of research into everything he describes, investing the novel with an air of prophecy. His moral and ecological concerns are important." Times Literary Supplement*** But worthless Little Peter Howard, the original zero-achievement small-town jerk, knows better! Tell us a another funny one, Little Howie.

Regarding your reference to "us Australians", I have in the past
challenged your claim to Australian citizenship and I'll do it again.


Where does scum like you get the cheek from to demand anything from me? I'm innocent until proven guilty, and in ten or twelve years that you've tried ineffectually to hound me, you have failed to prove that I ever told a single lie. Iteration (that's your repeated screechings now, sonny) isn't proof.

Post a scan or a photograph of your Australian passport or
naturalisation certificate.


Why should I raise the profile of every little scumball who demands I publish proof of this and that?

You won't do that because do not have such documents and have never been
entitled to them. Or to put it more bluntly, you're a liar.


You poor dumb ****, it's been on the net for about twenty years. But you're either too incompetent or too malicious to look it up.

Andre Jute
When I stop laughing at the antics of the little netstalkers, someobody always gets hurt. Funny thing is, it's never me.


Ah, so you *are* a liar.

The issue at hand is your truthfulness about your Australian
citizenship. No immigration officer at the gate of an Australian airport
would accept your word as a "gentleman" without seeing your passport.
Neither will I nor anyone else here.

This isn't 1995 anymore Jutie. The supply of adult newbies has dried up
and people have seen all of your diversionary troll tactics before. You
won't deflect attention away from your lies by ascribing malice to
everyone who questions them.

The case is proven. Just another one of your old lies that you still
refuse to back up with evidence because you can't.
PH

P.S. I'm amused by the silly threats in your sigline. What in hell do I
have to fear from you when you're an ineffectual twerp spewing bile all
over your keyboard half a world away? Thanks for the laugh.

Just add him to the kill file.... you'll find that literally months go
by and you'll never miss him.
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Cheers,

John B.
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  #12  
Old September 21st 14, 02:06 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Peter Howard[_6_]
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Default The case of Jute and his lies.

On 21/09/2014 10:01 PM, John B. Slocomb wrote:

Just add him to the kill file.... you'll find that literally months go
by and you'll never miss him.
--
Cheers,

John B.

Thanks for the suggestion. It has great merit. It shouldn't make any
difference to me when Jute yips around my ankles but I still find him
annoying. And causing annoyance simply makes his day.
PH
  #13  
Old September 21st 14, 09:54 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Andre Jute[_2_]
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Default The case of Jute and his lies.

Oh dear, an anonymous informant. Let's have his name so I can check him out..

Andre Jute

On Sunday, September 21, 2014 2:33:50 AM UTC+1, Peter Howard wrote:
Some years ago, one of my customers asked me to sort out the broadband

connection for a retired journalist. I went around to the chaps house

and the first three striking things about him were a missing hand, a

South African accent and the coldest and most piercing blue eyes you

ever saw. Not a fellow to mess with, I thought so I was courteous and

correct and asked to see the computer. He very considerately left me

alone to get on with it. My little box of test gear soon proved that the

connection was fine, it was the museum of malware and trojans on the

computer that was slowing things up. While waiting for diagnostic

software to run I gazed around his study which had a lot of memorabilia

on every available wall.

There was a very sharp colour print of the journalist as a young man

leaning on what appeared to be a Healey 3000 with race numbers. There

was a plaque with the crest of the Office of Naval Intelligence (a spook

outfit) and an inscription commemorating his time with them in Da Nang,

Vietnam. There was another pic of him on parade as an officer of what

looked like an African counter insurgency outfit. (Short shorts, bush

hats, FN FAL rifles). Lots more pictures and plaques that I can't

remember now but I got the impression that this guy was the real deal.

When he came back I was just finishing up and he was delighted when I

explained what I had done, demonstrated the speed of a test download and

recommended a good anti-virus package.

Now that I'd discovered that he was quite a friendly fellow I made some

remark about the very pretty light blue Healey in the picture. He

proceeded to tell me that the picture was taken at the Kyalami Circuit

near Johannesburg in the 1960's, what he'd done to the car and about the

fun he'd had with it on various South African circuits.

I asked �Ever run across a chap called Andre Jute?�

He said �Yes yes Richie Jute, Richie Jute.� [1]

�No� I replied, �Not Richie Jute, Andre Jute.�

He replied �Never heard of him!�



PH

[1] Richie Jute is a famous South African tuner and racer with a special

talent for cam grinding. I once helped fit an imported Richie Jute cam

to a Ford V6 motor. Andre Jute is a South African nonentity.

  #14  
Old September 21st 14, 09:56 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Andre Jute[_2_]
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Default Poor Juto-Fraudo refuses to address the issue

On Sunday, September 21, 2014 9:54:47 AM UTC+1, Peter Howard wrote:
On 21/09/2014 2:50 PM, Andre Jute wrote:

Poor Peter Howard's next witness to denigrate me is an unnamed war reporter and/or intelligence expert and/or auto racer *who never heard of me when I was a 13-year-old schoolboy a thousand miles away*.




Yay, Little Howie scored an irrefutable point! Heh-heh!




Grow up, Little Howie. You're an embarrassment to the rest of us Australians.




Andre Jute


That's what obsession does to the weak-minded, make them visibly stupid






The Kyalami circuit hadn't even opened when you were a 13-year-old

schoolboy. According to my informant,



An anonymous informant? Let's have his name so I can check him out.

Andre Jute


his racing activities spanned

almost the entire sixties and part of the seventies. That comfortably

covers the period when you were supposedly a club racer, jacking an

insurance company main-frame to use as a boy hemi-head design prodigy,

advancing into the factory driver ranks. That's why I asked him if he'd

come across you and I must say I was astounded (not) when he told me

he'd never heard of you.



Where's that Australian passport Juto-Fraudo?

PH

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Old September 21st 14, 10:03 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Andre Jute[_2_]
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Default The case of Jute and his lies.

On Sunday, September 21, 2014 2:06:37 PM UTC+1, Peter Howard wrote:
On 21/09/2014 10:01 PM, John B. Slocomb wrote:



Just add him to the kill file.... you'll find that literally months go


by and you'll never miss him.


--


Cheers,




John B.




Thanks for the suggestion. It has great merit. It shouldn't make any

difference to me when Jute yips around my ankles but I still find him

annoying. And causing annoyance simply makes his day.

PH


I didn't hit you first, sonny. Without any provocation, you hit me with an assault on my livelihood, and you kept it up for years. Now that it's my turn, after I let you run long enough to despair at leaving a mark on me, like all the other worthless little netbullies who can't take what they try to hand out, you whine that it isn't fair. You're so thickly unimaginative, you have to steal even the words of your abuse from me: "yips around my ankles" is straight from my posts.

Andre Jute
Do your duty to good manners today, put down a congenital social criminal like Peter Howard
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Old September 21st 14, 10:35 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Peter Howard[_6_]
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Default Juto runs but he cant hide.

On 22/09/2014 7:03 AM, Andre Jute wrote:
On Sunday, September 21, 2014 2:06:37 PM UTC+1, Peter Howard wrote:
On 21/09/2014 10:01 PM, John B. Slocomb wrote:



Just add him to the kill file.... you'll find that literally months go


by and you'll never miss him.


--


Cheers,




John B.




Thanks for the suggestion. It has great merit. It shouldn't make any

difference to me when Jute yips around my ankles but I still find him

annoying. And causing annoyance simply makes his day.

PH


I didn't hit you first, sonny. Without any provocation, you hit me with an assault on my livelihood, and you kept it up for years. Now that it's my turn, after I let you run long enough to despair at leaving a mark on me, like all the other worthless little netbullies who can't take what they try to hand out, you whine that it isn't fair. You're so thickly unimaginative, you have to steal even the words of your abuse from me: "yips around my ankles" is straight from my posts.

Andre Jute
Do your duty to good manners today, put down a congenital social criminal like Peter Howard


Enough of your desperate scuttling. Where's that picture of your
Australian passport, liar?
PH
  #17  
Old September 21st 14, 10:46 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Peter Howard[_6_]
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Default Juto, still lying after all of these years

On 22/09/2014 6:56 AM, Andre Jute wrote:
On Sunday, September 21, 2014 9:54:47 AM UTC+1, Peter Howard wrote:
On 21/09/2014 2:50 PM, Andre Jute wrote:

Poor Peter Howard's next witness to denigrate me is an unnamed war reporter and/or intelligence expert and/or auto racer *who never heard of me when I was a 13-year-old schoolboy a thousand miles away*.




Yay, Little Howie scored an irrefutable point! Heh-heh!




Grow up, Little Howie. You're an embarrassment to the rest of us Australians.




Andre Jute


That's what obsession does to the weak-minded, make them visibly stupid






The Kyalami circuit hadn't even opened when you were a 13-year-old

schoolboy. According to my informant,



An anonymous informant? Let's have his name so I can check him out.

Andre Jute


his racing activities spanned

almost the entire sixties and part of the seventies. That comfortably

covers the period when you were supposedly a club racer, jacking an

insurance company main-frame to use as a boy hemi-head design prodigy,

advancing into the factory driver ranks. That's why I asked him if he'd

come across you and I must say I was astounded (not) when he told me

he'd never heard of you.



Where's that Australian passport Juto-Fraudo?

PH


The pathetic liar Jute still trying to deflect attention away from his
years of lying and deception . Show us the picture of your Australian
passport and prove your claim to citizenship.
PH
  #18  
Old September 21st 14, 10:57 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Peter Howard[_6_]
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Default The case of Jute and his lies.

On 22/09/2014 6:54 AM, Andre Jute wrote:
Oh dear, an anonymous informant. Let's have his name so I can check him out.

Andre Jute


I don't hand out peoples personal details to lying trash like you.


  #19  
Old September 21st 14, 11:40 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Peter Howard[_6_]
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Default Summary of this thread for those who can't be bothered

It's extraordinarily uninteresting because Jute is just one of the
thousands of internet trolls whose novelty value wore off in about 1999.

[1} Jute claimed to be an Australian citizen.
{2} When challenged he wouldn't provide any documentary evidence to
support his claim for the simple reason that he was lying and therefore
can't produce any such evidence.

All the back and forth in this thread consists of Jute trying but
failing to direct attention away from his false claim.
PH
  #20  
Old September 22nd 14, 01:31 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
John B. Slocomb
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Default The case of Jute and his lies.

On Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:06:37 +1000, Peter Howard
wrote:

On 21/09/2014 10:01 PM, John B. Slocomb wrote:

Just add him to the kill file.... you'll find that literally months go
by and you'll never miss him.
--
Cheers,

John B.

Thanks for the suggestion. It has great merit. It shouldn't make any
difference to me when Jute yips around my ankles but I still find him
annoying. And causing annoyance simply makes his day.
PH



But like a small puppy, he continuously piddles on the floor. Over
excited I suppose.
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Cheers,

John B.
 




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