Cycling Quiz

Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France

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Davey Crockett

Your mother.


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Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France

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Davey Crockett

On Aug 8, 1:49*am, Davey Crockett wrote:
Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France

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we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why
are they so patient this time ?

Davey Crockett wrote:
Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France

raamman wrote:
we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why are
they so patient this time ?

Patience, they need to rerun the tests a few more times to get a positive.

a écrit profondement:

| On Aug 8, 1:49*am, Davey Crockett wrote:
| Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France
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| Davey Crockett *
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| we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why
| are they so patient this time ?


Because the Scuttlebut that Davey picks up is that it's a guy from
Mr. Clean's Team.


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Davey Crockett

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a écrit profondement:

| On Aug 8, 1:49 am, Davey Crockett wrote:
| Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France
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| --
| Davey Crockett
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| we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why
| are they so patient this time ?


Because the Scuttlebut that Davey picks up is that it's a guy from
Mr. Clean's Team.


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Davey Crockett

....and Mr. Clean is bald, right?

http://www.tvacres.com/images/mr_clean1.gif

Davey Crockett wrote:

Because the Scuttlebut that Davey picks up is that it's a guy from
Mr. Clean's Team.

Which also squares with the fact that it is a late-race positive, which
you can work out from the announcement schedule...

On Aug 8, 6:15*pm, "Carl Sundquist" wrote:
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a écrit profondement:

| On Aug 8, 1:49 am, Davey Crockett wrote:
| Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France
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| --
| Davey Crockett
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| we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why
| are they so patient this time ?

Because the Scuttlebut that Davey picks up is that it's a guy from
Mr. Clean's Team.

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Davey Crockett

...and Mr. Clean is bald, right?

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so they are giving time for him to find doctor who to go back in time
and write a perscription

sell your soul for a day of glory. sad.

Davey Crockett wrote:
a écrit profondement:

| On Aug 8, 1:49 am, Davey Crockett wrote:
| Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France
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| --
| Davey Crockett
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| we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why
| are they so patient this time ?


Because the Scuttlebut that Davey picks up is that it's a guy from
Mr. Clean's Team.

Someone at the sponsor's corporate headquarters will pull
the script out and read from it at a press conference. They
will prepare the second script for the case where it happens
again. That script will be filed away. The rider will get
cut, and there will be no fallout for the team or the sponsor,
which is seeing a bump in sales.

If it happens again someone at the corporate headquarters will
pull out the second script and terminate the sponsorship.
There will be no fallout for the sponsor. Amit will point to
this and say "Look! See! DOPING IS KILLING THE SPORT!!
Dumbasses!!"

The team will implement stricter internal controls and shortly
thereafter will sign a new sponsor. They won't race clean
because nothing would upset the sponsor more than if they
raced clean and didn't win races.

Bob Schwartz

On Aug 8, 5:42 pm, Davey Crockett wrote:
a écrit profondement:

| On Aug 8, 1:49 am, Davey Crockett wrote:
| Name the FIFTH positive rider at the 2008 Tour de France
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| --
| Davey Crockett
|
| we've been reading rumours since the end of the tdf- question is why
| are they so patient this time ?

Because the Scuttlebut that Davey picks up is that it's a guy from
Mr. Clean's Team.

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Davey Crockett

Hmm. I was thinking it might be a certain Frenchie who vanished
unexectedly from the race and who had already shown evidence of
cortico abuse in OOC controls. Sure hope it wasn't someone who had
just recovered from knee injury...