Ride-A-Lot, I want to fight you

You stood me up, you didn't show up and meet me and trade me your bike
for my bike.

I requested your friendship time & time & time again, and you rejected
me and scorned me and mocked me.

Therefore, we should fight and settle our differences by mortal
combat.

Since you're a feminist, I suggest you contract your wife Melissa for
the fight, of which I'll make sure it's a wrestling match, no
punching, and even kissing & squeezing, muhwahaha...

Uh, er, Ridey, uh, let me see a picture of Melissa first before we
agree to this duel.

I'll even let her squeeze & kiss me. I'll even let her ride my Magna
first.

LIBERATOR wrote:


Now you're getting creepy once again.

Greg
--
"All my time I spent in heaven
Revelries of dance and wine
Waking to the sound of laughter
Up I'd rise and kiss the sky" - The Mekons

On Feb 15, 11:16 pm, "G.T." wrote:
VIBRATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

When was he ever *not*?

E.P.

On Feb 16, 12:33 pm, "Ed Pirrero" wrote:
On Feb 15, 11:16 pm, "G.T." wrote:

VIBRATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

When was he ever *not*?

E.P.


He'll eventually get run over by some psycho Front Range soccer mom in
a Canyonero, so why worry?

JD

On Feb 16, 1:12 pm, "JD" wrote:
On Feb 16, 12:33 pm, "Ed Pirrero" wrote:

On Feb 15, 11:16 pm, "G.T." wrote:

VIBRATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

When was he ever *not*?

E.P.

He'll eventually get run over by some psycho Front Range soccer mom in
a Canyonero, so why worry?

Oooo, Simpson's reference. Well done.

E.P.

JD wrote:
On Feb 16, 12:33 pm, "Ed Pirrero" wrote:

On Feb 15, 11:16 pm, "G.T." wrote:


VIBRATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

When was he ever *not*?

E.P.



He'll eventually get run over by some psycho Front Range soccer mom in
a Canyonero, so why worry?

JD


Won't we all?

Matt

On Feb 16, 1:25 pm, MattB wrote:
JD wrote:
On Feb 16, 12:33 pm, "Ed Pirrero" wrote:

On Feb 15, 11:16 pm, "G.T." wrote:

VIBRATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

When was he ever *not*?

E.P.

He'll eventually get run over by some psycho Front Range soccer mom in
a Canyonero, so why worry?

JD

Won't we all?

Matt


My excecutioneer will be a psychotic South Orange County MILF in a
BMW.

The difference between a porcupine and a BMW is the porcupine has
pricks on the outside.

JD

On Feb 16, 2:35 pm, "JD" wrote:
On Feb 16, 1:25 pm, MattB wrote:





JD wrote:
On Feb 16, 12:33 pm, "Ed Pirrero" wrote:

On Feb 15, 11:16 pm, "G.T." wrote:

VIBRATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

When was he ever *not*?

E.P.

He'll eventually get run over by some psycho Front Range soccer mom in
a Canyonero, so why worry?

JD

Won't we all?

Matt

My excecutioneer will be a psychotic South Orange County MILF in a
BMW.

The difference between a porcupine and a BMW is the porcupine has
pricks on the outside.

JD- Hide quoted text -

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Hi JD!! *waving hand vigorously*

On Feb 16, 12:16 am, "G.T." wrote:
LIBERATOR wrote:

Now you're getting creepy once again.

Wow, she's that ugly eh?

Greg
--
"All my time I spent in heaven
Revelries of dance and wine
Waking to the sound of laughter
Up I'd rise and kiss the sky" - The Mekons