Sounds like Chilidog poop

Here's an interesting spicey post (located at
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=91407

"I haven't been sleeping well the last couple of weeks. The guilt of
foolishly lying to everyone here has been a bit much. I'm also
responsible for a fellow user to be unnecessarily banned.

Truth is, my Tour Easy really WAS on consignment at Valley Bikes in
Carmel, IN. Seesh!.. I mean, I needed the cash to pay my cell phone
bill. The dismal story doesn't end there unfortunately. It gets
worse. Not three days after parting with my baby, I started having
withdrawals - you know... the DO ANYTHING urge to try and get it
back! So, back to Valley Bikes I went to negotiate a deal. Mike was
sweet and considerate, and listened intently to my dilemma. He
suggested I Ebay some bikes for him, and we would split the profits.
But that didn't prove to be sufficient and was consuming way too much
time. I was desperate... I mean, I NEEDED MY BIKE BACK!... like NOW!
So, I did the unthinkable. I mean, I did what any intimately deprived
50 year old woman would do in a similar situation. Unfortunately, it
didn't work and Mike kept asking for more (late night deals) and
threatened to tell my hubby what we were doing if I didn't comply.
Needless to say, I never got the bike back. And to add insult to
injury, I have yet to explain all this ugly mess to my hubby? (Gulp!) .
Please don't be mad at me guys... OK?

I can't access the thread, whats the whole story?

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Here's an interesting spicey post (located at
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=91407

"I haven't been sleeping well the last couple of weeks. The guilt of
foolishly lying to everyone here has been a bit much. I'm also
responsible for a fellow user to be unnecessarily banned.

Truth is, my Tour Easy really WAS on consignment at Valley Bikes in
Carmel, IN. Seesh!.. I mean, I needed the cash to pay my cell phone
bill. The dismal story doesn't end there unfortunately. It gets
worse. Not three days after parting with my baby, I started having
withdrawals - you know... the DO ANYTHING urge to try and get it
back! So, back to Valley Bikes I went to negotiate a deal. Mike was
sweet and considerate, and listened intently to my dilemma. He
suggested I Ebay some bikes for him, and we would split the profits.
But that didn't prove to be sufficient and was consuming way too much
time. I was desperate... I mean, I NEEDED MY BIKE BACK!... like NOW!
So, I did the unthinkable. I mean, I did what any intimately deprived
50 year old woman would do in a similar situation. Unfortunately, it
didn't work and Mike kept asking for more (late night deals) and
threatened to tell my hubby what we were doing if I didn't comply.
Needless to say, I never got the bike back. And to add insult to
injury, I have yet to explain all this ugly mess to my hubby? (Gulp!) .
Please don't be mad at me guys... OK?