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Old September 11th 13, 04:15 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Chris Horner is Jonathan Page's Chimera

Chris is going to fold like a dilapidated recliner 4 years over due for the Good Will trash heap. It's going to be pitiful. He's going to go backwards like Floyd in that stage before his famous ride into Morzine. Pozzovivo, Valverde and Nibali are not going to show any tenderness. There'll be no sentiment. There'll be no soft words. Nothing will make it easier to bare. Chris'll have to aim his taxi directly at the airport and get out of Spain before he's too filled with suicidal shame. He's going to collapse faster than Schrodinger's wave function being witnessed by a stadium filled with physicists. After the dust settles, you faggots in here will be wondering if Chris is Jonathan Page's vanishing twin. Just watch Stage 18. You'll see.
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