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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
Ride-A-Lot, I mean Plumpy Pookums, I'm going riding in 2 days if this
regular non satellite controlled weather sticks around. The constant snow & cold was caused by Strong/Chos using satellites to change the weather. I know this because back in late November one of their operatives that was following me made a point to exchange dialogue with me, about my bike, and I stated I was planning on going riding the next week in the mountains. He replied "You won't be doing that for awhile, guaranteed" as he knew it was going to be consistantly cold & snowy. Yes, Pookums, the technology advancements of NASA have not been shared openly with the public. They can control the climate with satellites, and this means anywhere on the Earth. Strong/Chos are unstoppable (Spielberg agrees with their ploys thus doesn't stop them), and have exclusive use of the highest technologys existing. But Pookums, Plumpy honey, I have a hooptie bike, or is that supposed to be spelled "hoopty", you know, like that video by Sir Mix A Lot "My Hoopty", well I got a hoopty bike. And I'm so desperate to ride I will ride the trails with this bike, but slower than usual. It's a Magna Pookums. With a shot bottom bracket, and only front brakes. But I'm that good Pookums. And guess what trail I'm going to ride with the hooptie? Red Rocks Mathew Winters - black diamond. I have no choice Ridey, in that I have to film it, or am late filming it, I wanted to have Mathew Winters pictures up 2 months ago. Due to my bike being stolen by Strong/Chos/ Presley, and the weather, I could not complete the filming of Dakota Ridge/Red Rocks. So, is what I'll do, is go slow, but fast enough to clear the rocks. Wanna join me Pookums? I don't even have shocks on the front of this contraption. And I got a big cargo rack on the back of it. And the back brakes don't work. And it won't shift to the 3rd sprocket in front. Ride-A-Lot, I mean Plumpy, I could teach you courage by this lesson, by you joining me in this ride, and witnessing me do this, eh... Get permisson from yoru owner Virginia Sick Newbon... I'll even give you a hug, Ridey... But some compensation is due... How about you take me skiing, if I teach you how to MTB, and I'll give you lessons in skiing, and/or snowboarding. Ride-A-Lot, I'm a genious at physical action.... I'll get on a snowboard, and you'll think I've been snowboarding for 10 years.... |
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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
"LIBERATOR" wrote in message oups.com... Ride-A-Lot, I mean Plumpy Pookums, I'm going riding in 2 days if this regular non satellite controlled weather sticks around. The constant snow & cold was caused by Strong/Chos using satellites to change the weather. I know this because back in late November one of their operatives that was following me made a point to exchange dialogue with me, about my bike, and I stated I was planning on going riding the next week in the mountains. He replied "You won't be doing that for awhile, guaranteed" as he knew it was going to be consistantly cold & snowy. Yes, Pookums, the technology advancements of NASA have not been shared openly with the public. They can control the climate with satellites, and this means anywhere on the Earth. Strong/Chos are unstoppable (Spielberg agrees with their ploys thus doesn't stop them), and have exclusive use of the highest technologys existing. But Pookums, Plumpy honey, I have a hooptie bike, or is that supposed to be spelled "hoopty", you know, like that video by Sir Mix A Lot "My Hoopty", well I got a hoopty bike. And I'm so desperate to ride I will ride the trails with this bike, but slower than usual. It's a Magna Pookums. With a shot bottom bracket, and only front brakes. But I'm that good Pookums. And guess what trail I'm going to ride with the hooptie? Red Rocks Mathew Winters - black diamond. I have no choice Ridey, in that I have to film it, or am late filming it, I wanted to have Mathew Winters pictures up 2 months ago. Due to my bike being stolen by Strong/Chos/ Presley, and the weather, I could not complete the filming of Dakota Ridge/Red Rocks. So, is what I'll do, is go slow, but fast enough to clear the rocks. Wanna join me Pookums? I don't even have shocks on the front of this contraption. And I got a big cargo rack on the back of it. And the back brakes don't work. And it won't shift to the 3rd sprocket in front. Ride-A-Lot, I mean Plumpy, I could teach you courage by this lesson, by you joining me in this ride, and witnessing me do this, eh... Get permisson from yoru owner Virginia Sick Newbon... I'll even give you a hug, Ridey... But some compensation is due... How about you take me skiing, if I teach you how to MTB, and I'll give you lessons in skiing, and/or snowboarding. Ride-A-Lot, I'm a genious at physical action.... I'll get on a snowboard, and you'll think I've been snowboarding for 10 years.... RaL, You are ONE lucky dude. Such personal attention from this obvious rocket scientist. Marty |
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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
Marty wrote:
RaL, You are ONE lucky dude. Such personal attention from this obvious rocket scientist. Marty Isn't it great? I'm in touch with the Lakewood PD. Since he has an outstanding arrest warrant, I don't need a restraining/stalking order. It's a little scary that I've been in the Colorado Mills Mall at the same time he's been there (even stared right at him as he was walking along talking to himself while drinking an Orange Julius). -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws |
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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
I am surprised that Liberator thinks the Strong/Chos satellites are
controlling the weather, however. I thought it was known (to those of us in the know) that the Strong/Chos project has been sidelined by the Bavarians. My colleges at NASA have been using the off-the-record Black/White setup for metrological control for the last few lunar cycles. Strong is now again 100% operational, but is on a pink level project through reinitiating. Liberator, on a separate note, we're disappointed with the performance of your previous bicycle. Our intelligence informed us that you were a completely unskilled rider with a bicycle that had parts & properties allowing you to ride at an intermediate level, even though your skill level is far below that. It turns out the bicycle was in poor repair, had no great properties, and the "intermediate" levels you were reported to be riding at were actually 2% grade max. fireroads. Our road bike operatives were able to retrace your entire favorite ride on 26x1.125 10-speed Walgoose "road racing" bicycles. One of the operatives is missing a foot, and another is blind. Not exactly "black diamond", at least not by my grandmothers definition. Liberator, I'd like to extend an offer to you. Show up here on the North Shore (NH preferably) and I'll take you to some excellent trails. Once you've seen the goods, we can get you a new bike, full armor, a coach and a motocross helmet. You can then ride the yellow marked trails at all the surrounding forests & state parks (NH is full of them). When I'm done with you, you'll be able to keep up with Ridey (assuming Ridey is ossified, which a NH drinking outing can do to us grown-ups from time to time). Hell, if you're on your best behavior, and we're really having fun maybe we'll hit up MGH & you can have the real Guru's check the circuits and perhaps update your firmware a touch. What do you say? |
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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
On Feb 6, 2:33 pm, Ride-A-Lot wrote:
Marty wrote: RaL, You are ONE lucky dude. Such personal attention from this obvious rocket scientist. Marty Isn't it great? I'm in touch with the Lakewood PD. Why, I was just in court Monday. If you want to meet me at Lakewood PD to talk about this, why don't you tell me when? Virginia, is it you using Ride-A-Lots account? Since he has an outstanding arrest warrant, I don't need a restraining/stalking order. For what? Ride-A-Lot, lets meet at Lakewood PD since you're trying to effect some kind of "result" from me. Trying to humiliate me? You can't do that, it's impossible. It's a little scary that I've been in the Colorado Mills Mall at the same time he's been there (even stared right at him as he was walking along talking to himself while drinking an Orange Julius). Sounds like you've been stalking me. When do you want to meet at Lakewood PD? -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-owww.schnauzers.ws Pookums, what's wrong? Are you upset with me? Oh wait, it might not be Ride-A-Lot but actually Virginia Newbon using Ride-A-Lots account. So then that means you don't want to meet down at Lakewood PD? |
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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
On Feb 6, 3:11 pm, " wrote:
I am surprised that Liberator thinks the Strong/Chos satellites are controlling the weather, however. I thought it was known (to those of us in the know) that the Strong/Chos project has been sidelined by the Bavarians. My colleges at NASA have been using the off-the-record Black/White setup for metrological control for the last few lunar cycles. Strong is now again 100% operational, but is on a pink level project through reinitiating. You're so lame, your attempt at a parody is embarrasses you. Liberator, on a separate note, we're disappointed with the performance of your previous bicycle. Our intelligence informed us that you were a completely unskilled rider with a bicycle that had parts & properties allowing you to ride at an intermediate level, even though your skill level is far below that. It turns out the bicycle was in poor repair, had no great properties, and the "intermediate" levels you were reported to be riding at were actually 2% grade max. fireroads. Our road bike operatives were able to retrace your entire favorite ride on 26x1.125 10-speed Walgoose "road racing" bicycles. One of the operatives is missing a foot, and another is blind. Not exactly "black diamond", at least not by my grandmothers definition. Your parody is getting worse as it goes on, Pookums lover. Liberator, I'd like to extend an offer to you. Show up here on the North Shore (NH preferably) and I'll take you to some excellent trails. Once you've seen the goods, we can get you a new bike, full armor, a coach and a motocross helmet. You can then ride the yellow marked trails at all the surrounding forests & state parks (NH is full of them). When I'm done with you, you'll be able to keep up with Ridey (assuming Ridey is ossified, which a NH drinking outing can do to us grown-ups from time to time). Hell, if you're on your best behavior, and we're really having fun maybe we'll hit up MGH & you can have the real Guru's check the circuits and perhaps update your firmware a touch. What do you say? Well, seeing how you're a wussy, and can't make a decent parody of me and really wanted to, and you are in support of Pookums who is trying to use witchcraft & fear to try to get some kind of effect from me, perhaps change me, you really are a demented derelict in dire need of a sense of life. Pookums is the lamest, wussy on the internet, and it's an insult for him to call himself a MTB. For him to try to use a warrant out for my arrest to scare me or to get me to shaddap, I laugh, so enthusiastically. That you're trying to be a ally and reinforcement for him, shows your quality of character is low as low can go. Perhaps you have some photos online to show us your MTB talents? |
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Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:33:31 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
wrote: Marty wrote: RaL, You are ONE lucky dude. Such personal attention from this obvious rocket scientist. Marty Isn't it great? I'm in touch with the Lakewood PD. Since he has an outstanding arrest warrant, I don't need a restraining/stalking order. It's a little scary that I've been in the Colorado Mills Mall at the same time he's been there (even stared right at him as he was walking along talking to himself while drinking an Orange Julius). lol I just had a happy thought. Shoot the freak in the head with http://www.anythingxtreme.com/Tippma...8569C1065.aspx and some paint that isn't easy to wash off.... and just tell the cops to look for some freak with a florescent green colored head :-D He's prob another child molester, ala Travis. -- Slack |
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