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Old September 5th 11, 06:57 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Driving home this evening through a local estate & came across the
biggest **** I have ever seen. I've always known cyclists are
incredibly stupid, but I just couldn't believe what I saw.

**** riding a push bike with a toddler in a seat behind him & also
towing a trailer with another kid strapped in. Crawling along.

Every slight incline caused him to have to stand up & pedal furiously to
maintain his pathetic speed. When he did so, the poor kid in the seat
was thrown violently from side to side. Its a wonder she wasn't sick.

If you threw a kid about like that in any other situation you would be
done for child abuse.

To make things worse, the poor little child in the trailer was snaking
from side to side like a roller coaster.

The **** riding the push bike looked like a right knob red faced,
sweating profusely. Related to Malcolm Wright-Prat by the look of him.

Why have these retards got this obsession with riding a bike when it is
clearly not a viable form of transport?



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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
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