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Old December 24th 11, 05:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Did anyone notice that Numbnuts Mason is earning £400 for working on
Xmas day?

Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone hadn't realised.

"He is considerably more richer than yow!"

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Old December 24th 11, 05:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:00:40 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

Did anyone notice that Numbnuts Mason is earning £400 for working on
Xmas day?

Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone hadn't realised.

"He is considerably more richer than yow!"



No **** !!!


I must have missed it.

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Old December 24th 11, 06:30 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Paul Clarke
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On Dec 24, 5:00*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
Did anyone notice that Numbnuts Mason is earning £400 for working on
Xmas day?

Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone hadn't realised.

"He is considerably more richer than yow!"

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Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University



I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.

Haven't been called for the last six years.
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Old December 24th 11, 07:37 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_4_]
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On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:

I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.


I will get 400 quid for surfing the 'net as there is no work to do.

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Old December 24th 11, 07:54 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:37:41 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:

I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.


I will get 400 quid for surfing the 'net as there is no work to do.



It must be wonderful to have such a fulfilling occupation.
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Old December 24th 11, 07:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_4_]
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On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:

I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.

Haven't been called for the last six years.


I forgot to say that I get full shift pay of £7000 a year as if we
still work night shifts, but I have not worked a single night shift in
six years. We are still on call at short notice to come in early if
there are plant upsets though or shipping arrivals.

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Old December 24th 11, 08:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:58:57 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:

I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.

Haven't been called for the last six years.


I forgot to say that I get full shift pay of £7000 a year as if we
still work night shifts, but I have not worked a single night shift in
six years.


Oh you just go in when they telephone you in the middle of the night do you.

You know, just like when you popped in and were posting at half-past three in
the morning in August this year for example.

Perhaps you were ****ed and couldn't sleep, so just thought that you would pop
in to steal some BP resources did you?
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Old December 24th 11, 08:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_4_]
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On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:

I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.

Haven't been called for the last six years.


I have been called up at home in the middle of the night just three
times this calendar year.
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Old December 24th 11, 08:47 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Sat, 24 Dec 2011 12:41:04 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:

I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.

Haven't been called for the last six years.


I have been called up at home in the middle of the night just three
times this calendar year.



So I post the following at 20:38

================================================== ==========
Oh you just go in when they telephone you in the middle of the night do you.

You know, just like when you popped in and were posting at half-past three in
the morning in August this year for example.

Perhaps you were ****ed and couldn't sleep, so just thought that you would pop
in to steal some BP resources did you?
================================================== ==========

And then you post your explanation just three minutes later.

Wonderful things these kill-files.

You really are a knob.

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Old December 24th 11, 09:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_4_]
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On Dec 24, 7:37*pm, Simon Mason wrote:
On Dec 24, 6:30*pm, Paul Clarke wrote:



I'll get just over half that for being on call, if I have to work more
than three hours I'll get paid the Christmas Day rate for the extra
hours.


I will get 400 quid for surfing the 'net as there is no work to do.


Correction - I have just analysed an effluent spot sample for pH, TOC,
Zn, Ni, Cu, Cr and Mn.
This will never do.

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