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Old March 6th 04, 01:46 PM
Cipher
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Bob wrote:
MAKE MONEY!!!MAKE MONEY!!!
MAKE THOUSANDS!!!
I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it: I don't care
about the useless pre-fabricated crap this message usually says. All I
say is, it works. Continue pre-fab crap.
WELL GUESS WHAT!!!
Within seven days, I started getting money in the mail!! I was shocked!!
I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my
first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had
made a total of more than $1000.00!! In the third week I had more than
$10,000.00 and it's still growing!! This is now my fourth week and I
have made a total of $42,000.00 and it's still coming rapidly. It's
certainly worth $6.00 and six stamps, and I have spent more than that on
the lottery without ever winning!!!
Let me tell you how this works and most important, why it
works.......... also make sure you print this out NOW, so you can get
the information off of it, as you will need it. I promise you that if
you follow the directions exactly that you will start making more money
than you thought possible by doing something so easy!!
Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully!! (Print it out or
download it)
Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in!! It's easy.
It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage) !!!
IMPORTANT:
This is not a rip-off, it is decent; it's legal; and it is virtually no
risk - it really works!! If all the following instructions are adhered
to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
PLEASE NOTE:
Please follow the directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours
in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty
and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by
carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become apart of the
Mail Order business. You are in the business of developing Mailing
Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality
lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to
income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included
in that list. Here are the four easy steps to success.
STEP ONE:
Get six separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece
of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 U.S. $1.00
bills and place ONE inside of EACH of the six pieces of paper so the
bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next,
place one paper in each of the six envelopes and seal them. You now
should have six sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the
above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are
doing is creating a service.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!!!!!
You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!! Like
most of us I was a little skeptical and little worried about the legal
aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-238-
5355) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!!
Mail the six envelopes to the following addresses:
1)
A. L. Alexander 12 Briggate Elland Bridge Elland HX5 9DP England
2)
G. Burrows
3/264 Tor St Toowoomba QLD 4350 Australia
4)S Luest
P.O.Box 366 Garden Grove, CA 92842 USA
4)R.Ansems Gen. Foulkesstraat 5 4641 BW Ossendrecht Netherlands
4)S.Loblaw 49 Gaydon Way Brantford, On Canada N3T 6P7
STEP TWO:Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other names up (six becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, and etc.) and add YOUR NAME
as number 6 on the list.
STEP THREE: Change anything you need to but try to keep this article as
close to original as possible. Now post your amended article to at least
200 news groups. : (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you
need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make!!
This is perfectly legal!! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec.
1302 & 1341 of the Postal Lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for
yourself and whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again.
PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
adhering to directions. Look at it this way. If you were of integrity,
the program will continue and the money that so many others have
received will come your way.
NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either
on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This
VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a
good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail
theft). So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully
followed, all members will be reimbursed for their participation as a
List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list
geometrically so that when your name reaches the
#
1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What
an opportunity for only $6.00 ( $1.00 for each of the first six people
listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in
business!!!
*****DIRECTIONS FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWS GROUPS!!!*****
STEP ONE: You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag
your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the
edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the computer's memory.
STEP TWO: Open a blank 'notepad' file and place your cursor at the top
of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
paste a copy of the letter into the notepad so that you will add your
name to the list.
STEP THREE: Save your new notepad file as a text file. If you want to
do your posting in different settings, you'll always have this file to
go back to.
STEP FOUR: You can use a program like "postXpert" to post to all the
newsgroups at once. You can find this program at
http://www.download.com/]http://www.download.com[/url].
Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various new
groups (on- line forums, message boards, chat sites, discussions.)
STEP FIVE: Visit message boards and post this article as a new message
by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste from the
edit menu. Fill in the subject, this will be the header that everyone
sees as they scroll through the list of postings in a particular group,
click the post message button. You're done.
Congratulations!!!!!!
THAT'S IT!! All you have to do, and It Really works!!!
Best Wishes





So who thinks this crap up anyways...



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Old March 6th 04, 02:58 PM
Rick Onanian
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On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 12:46:11 GMT, Cipher
wrote:
Bob wrote:
MAKE MONEY!!!MAKE MONEY!!!
MAKE THOUSANDS!!!

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THAT'S IT!! All you have to do, and It Really works!!!
Best Wishes





So who thinks this crap up anyways...


Probably somebody with slightly more intelligence than a person
quoting the _whole_thing_ in verbatim to post a one-line reply.
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Old March 6th 04, 05:19 PM
S o r n i
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Rick Onanian wrote:
On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 12:46:11 GMT, Cipher
wrote:
Bob wrote:
MAKE MONEY!!!MAKE MONEY!!!
MAKE THOUSANDS!!!



So who thinks this crap up anyways...


Probably somebody with slightly more intelligence than a person
quoting the _whole_thing_ in verbatim to post a one-line reply.


Who do you think FALLS for the scams?

Bill "cut 'n paste really not that difficult" S.


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Old March 6th 04, 05:43 PM
Rick Onanian
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On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 16:19:20 GMT, "S o r n i"
wrote:
Rick Onanian wrote:
On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 12:46:11 GMT, Cipher
wrote:
Bob wrote:
MAKE MONEY!!!MAKE MONEY!!!
MAKE THOUSANDS!!!


So who thinks this crap up anyways...


Probably somebody with slightly more intelligence than a person
quoting the _whole_thing_ in verbatim to post a one-line reply.


Who do you think FALLS for the scams?


The same people who perpetrate them, of course.

Bill "cut 'n paste really not that difficult" S.


It's slightly more difficult than trimming long spam quotes...so
whole-spam-quoters can't actually participate, except by reposting
the spam scam to add their one line.

Than assholes like us come along and prolong the thread.
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Old March 6th 04, 06:51 PM
S o r n i
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Rick Onanian wrote:
On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 16:19:20 GMT, "S o r n i"
wrote:
Rick Onanian wrote:
On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 12:46:11 GMT, Cipher
wrote:
Bob wrote:
MAKE MONEY!!!MAKE MONEY!!!
MAKE THOUSANDS!!!


So who thinks this crap up anyways...

Probably somebody with slightly more intelligence than a person
quoting the _whole_thing_ in verbatim to post a one-line reply.


Who do you think FALLS for the scams?


The same people who perpetrate them, of course.


I was referring to the first one-line reposting replyer (whew!).

Bill "cut 'n paste really not that difficult" S.


It's slightly more difficult than trimming long spam quotes...so
whole-spam-quoters can't actually participate, except by reposting
the spam scam to add their one line.

Than assholes like us come along and prolong the thread.


Who you callin... guilty.

Bill "DOH!" S.


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Old March 6th 04, 06:56 PM
Rick Onanian
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I wrote:
Than assholes like us come along and prolong the thread.


On Sat, 06 Mar 2004 17:51:20 GMT, "S o r n i"
wrote:
Who you callin... guilty.

Bill "DOH!" S.


Gratuitous post
; // empty statement
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