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  #101  
Old May 27th 17, 07:11 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default 300 miles of secret cycle paths have been discovered

On 27/05/2017 17:13, Paul Cummins wrote:
In article , (James
Wilkinson Sword) wrote:


I can get a bicycle for free on freecycle. It's not a mode of
transport, it's a toy.


I go my first car for free on cix:free

I also note that Trains and Buses do not charge for young children.

Clearly these cars, buses and trains are also toys.


logically following your post, it is the children that are given away
free, by buses and trains.
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Old May 27th 17, 07:47 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default 300 miles of secret cycle paths have been discovered

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 10:20:49 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:
On 17.05.2017 12:10, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I have enough money to afford a motor vehicle. You stick to your
18th century transport if you wish.


And I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical viable
means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the
****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it.


I can get a bicycle for free on freecycle. It's not a mode of
transport, it's a toy.


Only an unemployable pikey with no hot running water, no hope, no woman, no
future, 11 cats and several parrots living in a hovel would stoop so low as
to get a bicycle from freecycle.



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Old May 28th 17, 10:35 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default 300 miles of secret cycle paths have been discovered

On 28.05.2017 02:40, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 10:18:54 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 17.05.2017 05:07, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

****wits


Thank you very much kind sir for that great accolade coming from YOU.
Now please ejaculate to me from YOU the further honour of being a weed,
a fungus, and the dregs of this earth.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a ****wit by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


You cut and paste more than Rod Speed.

So?
Who the **** is Rod Speed?
  #106  
Old May 28th 17, 10:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default 300 miles of secret cycle paths have been discovered

On 28.05.2017 02:41, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
I can get a bicycle for free on freecycle. It's not a mode of
transport, it's a toy.


My toy is a delightful convenient economical very viable very pleasant
means of transport.
I feel absolutely honoured that you YOU describe it as a toy. Because it
is the likes of YOU.

After all I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical
viable means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are
the ****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it.
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Old May 28th 17, 10:41 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 28.05.2017 06:47, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 10:20:49 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:
On 17.05.2017 12:10, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

I have enough money to afford a motor vehicle. You stick to your
18th century transport if you wish.

And I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical viable
means of transport, and we all know that YOU think bicyclists are the
****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because YOU said it.


I can get a bicycle for free on freecycle. It's not a mode of
transport, it's a toy.


Only an unemployable pikey with no hot running water, no hope, no woman, no
future, 11 cats and several parrots living in a hovel would stoop so low as
to get a bicycle from freecycle.



I agree with the first part of your post.
  #109  
Old May 28th 17, 02:46 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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On Wed, 17 May 2017 23:56:11 +0100, wrote:

On Wednesday, May 17, 2017 at 11:51:27 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 23:44:14 +0100, wrote:

On Wednesday, May 17, 2017 at 11:25:19 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 23:20:44 +0100, wrote:

On Wednesday, May 17, 2017 at 11:02:15 PM UTC+1, Tony Dragon wrote:


Can you tell me how the tax income is separate depending whether it
come from standard rate tax payers & higher rate tax payers?


Standard rate tax payers take more out of the tax trough than they contribute.
Mainly 'education' for their swarm of ill mannered brats and their diabetes.

High rate tax payers make a nett contribution to the tax fund.

Then vote conservative and get rid of it.


No matter who you vote for the Government always gets in.
I will not be voting in our sham, police state, democracy.


I agree, but it's best to pick the least bad of the lot.

I'd prefer to vote for no government at all.


Sadly there is no box marked 'None of the above' although you could write it on your ballot paper.


Which would be ignored. Just why should the government force us to have a government? What's wrong with freedom?

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  #110  
Old May 28th 17, 04:32 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
James Wilkinson Sword[_4_]
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On Thu, 18 May 2017 00:00:20 +0100, wrote:

On Wednesday, May 17, 2017 at 11:46:27 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 23:42:11 +0100, wrote:

On Wednesday, May 17, 2017 at 11:24:53 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Wed, 17 May 2017 23:15:12 +0100, wrote:

On Wednesday, May 17, 2017 at 11:09:56 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

Cars are measured in horsepower.

What is average length of a Ford Focus, as measured in horsepower?

Are you really that stupid? How tall is your bicycle in grams?

You are the one who said cars are measured in horsepower.


Their *power* is. There is more than one measurement to a thing.


And how does that matter?


Because you stupidly wanted the length of a ford Focus in horsepower.

The C12 standard defines the number of C12 atoms in a gram.
The size of a C12 atom is defined.
Therefore it is possible to specify how tall a bicycle is in grams.
The numerical answer is left as a exercise for the student.


Bull****. You're assuming a width of one atom.


Defined.


I will repeat more clearly: You're assuming the bike is only one atom wide.

That would hurt to ride it.


Is an electron a wave or a particle?


Irrelevant to how you feel when riding it.

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