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Disturbing trend in cycling
Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a
UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? R |
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On Mar 18, 7:30 pm, "RicodJour" wrote:
Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? R Hey, especially with the EU lawyers watching it's a PC world. Wait until they mandate equal podium guys with podium girls. Can't discriminate based on size, shape, sex, or ugliness. I expect to see someone as attractive as Rush Limbaugh coming to a US podium soon, based on a court ruling. Bill C |
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On Mar 18, 4:30 pm, "RicodJour" wrote:
Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? I get your drift -- who wouldn't take every chance to see/nail a hottie? But victory salutes for the bunch sprint coming in after the winning break are very disturbing. |
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On Mar 18, 8:24 pm, "SLAVE of THE STATE" wrote:
On Mar 18, 4:30 pm, "RicodJour" wrote: Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? I get your drift -- who wouldn't take every chance to see/nail a hottie? But victory salutes for the bunch sprint coming in after the winning break are very disturbing.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - It's the future! Everyone's a winner. Virtual victories for everyone. Huxley says Soma for everyone makes you feel good. Bill C Darwinism is totally underated, especially among Podium chicks. |
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On Mar 18, 8:24 pm, "SLAVE of THE STATE" wrote:
On Mar 18, 4:30 pm, "RicodJour" wrote: Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? I get your drift -- who wouldn't take every chance to see/nail a hottie? But victory salutes for the bunch sprint coming in after the winning break are very disturbing. dumbass, this was inevitable once teamates and leadout men started sitting up and making victory salutes. |
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Amen.
"RicodJour" wrote in message ups.com... Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? R |
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On Mar 18, 7:30 pm, "RicodJour" wrote:
Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? R No short skirts, but South America has some beautiful people... http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.ph..._2a_arcos_-_30 Too bad about those man-pris tho. |
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On Mar 18, 6:30 pm, "RicodJour" wrote:
Something is definitely wrong on the podium. I'm not sure if it's a UCI/WADA/ASA/MICKEYMOUSE thing, or what, but the downward trend in podium girl attractiveness is really starting to **** me off. The Paris-Nice girls were simply not up to snuff. I think the organizers ran into a local market at the last minute and grabbed a couple of clerks. One of them was wearing a wedding ring, fer crissakes! At least let's pretend they're obtainable. And don't give me that "a ring doesn't plug a hole" bull****. The Tour of Catarrh (look it up) was revolting. One girl was ugly as sin and made no attempt to even hide her mustache! I won't even talk about the lack of skin. I lied - I will. This scruffy jeans (and burkas) thing has got to go. Rebecca Romijn may be able to pull off the faded, grunge jeans thing, but swimsuit models the podium girls were not. The recipe is really very simple so I don't know why they are screwing it up. Smoking hot girls and short skirts. Is that really too much to ask for? R Could you post some pictures of good podium practice? |
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Bob Dole wrote:
Could you post some pictures of good podium practice? Podium girls can remain on pedestals even while off the podium. http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/20...6/DSC_6270.jpg Notice the young man's goofy grin and the odd goings on at the lower shirt level. A little blurry, but she fogged up the lens. http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos...podiumgirl.jpg To help flesh out the type of girls that we need, an article on two of them: http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=3248 The motosport world has the right idea. There are companies that specialize in providing the eye candy. http://www.umbrellagirlsusa.com/Phot...lery/index.php I wonder if they have an online job application form... R |
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Curtis L. Russell wrote:
Lauren I think sufficiently established that the right midriff can compensate greatly for the lack of short skirts. That is not to say that the better combination is, of course, midriff AND short skirts. Speaking theoretically, of course. You seem to possess some expertise in this area. Would you mind telling me if David Cassidy's daughter shows the Right Stuff? http://teamsugar.com/files/images/katie-cassidy.jpg |
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