new chain grease

a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.

We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

I didn't know Jeff Boomhauer was a cyclist in Portland who goes by th
forum moniker of g.daniels.

Hey g.daniels, are you really that smooth with the ladies

--
Weisse Luft

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:
a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.

We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

Huh???

--
David
dja--dot--mail--at--comcast--dot--net

DJA wrote in message ...
on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:
a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.

We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

Huh???

Greased chains become excessively gritty when the rain bounces off the road.

Trevor

"Trevor Jeffrey" wrote in message ...

Greased chains become excessively gritty when the rain bounces off the road.

Succinctly put, but not as entertaining as the original.

--
Dave...

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!


Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.
We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!


YAFF - yet another faux Faulkner
he'll out grow it sooner or later.

NPOE!
the sub-limb-in-null frame area passes through the gritsphe a band
of rubber,hydrocarbons,dung,and beetle (1 in 350 by weight) particles
orbiting and flung upward from the earth's surface by wind,triax
blasts,geomagnetic wave action, and off course rain drops which is
what wera discussin' ahear.
be advised the test cycle is equipped with grit deflectors-see 'DIY
chain guard $2'-( apparently not enough sq" of) and most of this flung
grit comes directly up off the road not off the cycle wheels(2).

pussy? ride the bus up(or down) Military Trail in West Palm Beach late
Sept or Oct when rent is due but the tourists arent down yet.
ahhhhhhhhhhh!
what the expletive deleted does chain grit got to do with pussy? this
was serious aswervtoma seriuos question: have you considered synapse
blockers?

On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:28:32 GMT, jim c
wrote:

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

[snip]

YAFF - yet another faux Faulkner
he'll out grow it sooner or later.

Dear Jim,

I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my
trousers rolled . . . probably to keep them dry while
walking along the beach, but perhaps to keep them out of the
chain.

Anyway, I can't remember if Faulkner (whom I find dull) ever
mentioned a bicycle, though Heather McDonald wrote a play
called "Faulkner's Bicycle."

Faulkner did mention bicycles in a note scribbled in the
margin of his copy of Lewisohn's "A Modern Book of
Criticism," apparently in an effort to channel g.daniels
commenting on Ulrich's loss:

Note (in Faulkner's hand, p. 74):
"I'll be goddamned if I ever read such a bulging/mess of
sweetness and light in my life. Imagine/a fattish man with a
blond well-nourished moustache/carrying a flash light, and
you've got the picture./What is the matter with these Huns?
They composed/music nice, nice some of their painted
pictures;/but now they cant [sic] even seem to win
bicycle/races with dignity. But I retract: Mr
Ludwig/Lewisohn must have translated this stuff."

http://www.lib.virginia.edu/speccol/.../faulklib.html

So did Faulkner ever mention bicycles in his fiction?

Carl Fogel

On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:28:32 GMT, jim c
wrote:

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

[snip]

YAFF - yet another faux Faulkner
he'll out grow it sooner or later.

Dear Jim,

I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my
trousers rolled . . . probably to keep them dry while
walking along the beach, but perhaps to keep them out of the
chain.

Anyway, I can't remember if Faulkner (whom I find dull) ever
mentioned a bicycle, though Heather McDonald wrote a play
called "Faulkner's Bicycle."

Faulkner did mention bicycles in a note scribbled in the
margin of his copy of Lewisohn's "A Modern Book of
Criticism," apparently in an effort to channel g.daniels
commenting on Ulrich's loss:

Note (in Faulkner's hand, p. 74):
"I'll be goddamned if I ever read such a bulging/mess of
sweetness and light in my life. Imagine/a fattish man with a
blond well-nourished moustache/carrying a flash light, and
you've got the picture./What is the matter with these Huns?
They composed/music nice, nice some of their painted
pictures;/but now they cant [sic] even seem to win
bicycle/races with dignity. But I retract: Mr
Ludwig/Lewisohn must have translated this stuff."

http://www.lib.virginia.edu/speccol/.../faulklib.html

So did Faulkner ever mention bicycles in his fiction?

Carl Fogel

yes fewer words. that was not a fewer word morning.
the grit zone is easily experienced-
take your last cup of jamacian blue mountain,jersey cream,and Irish
whiskey,set it outside(the cup stupid) on the drive(bricks i assume)in
a light spritz.
that is what yawl pedalling thru with the grease accumulating the
upchucked grit(mars microbes,remember? talk about meds!!!)grit and
working it down into the side plates: experiment: take a cup of yogurt
with blueberries and mexican fecal material on the bottom and stir it:
LO! the blueberries and fecal material rise to the top.
believe it or that principle actually works in reverse sending grit
into the chain.
the gritssphere is an unseen fog layer.
NO! if you get down and look thru it, giving depth to the upchucked
grit.
LO! yawl will see it! try it.
oh yeah, the metametaphor: noi that's an inside joke. i live in sunny
fla and every public area in a whorsesite! even the church! i actually
cycle ten miles to the library and fight off whorse when i get their.
its a lot like white water canoeing on the colorado.