Posting #201 for Doug's old used Trek seatpost: the benefits

In spite of legitimate offers to purchase this old used seatpost, Doug has
indicated he would rather "trash heap it before selling it to you and your
'combine'." So....that means this same old used Trek seatpost will be listed
on RBM this Sunday evening for a record 201st time.

Having said that, let's look at the quantifiable benefits of Doug's
ridiculous record of posting this same tired old Trek seatpost every Sunday
night.

First, if you are a heavy drinker and have been binging this weekend and
lost track of time, you will know it is Sunday evening because Doug lists
his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening.

Second, if you are a prisoner incarcerated somewhere and you are making
marks on your cell wall to count down your remaining sentence, you will know
one more week has passed because Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost
for sale every Sunday evening.

Third, if you are trying to teach your child the days of the week have them
get on RBM this evening and they will know it is Sunday because Doug lists
his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening.

Fourth, if you are trying to teach your child to count have them get on RBM
this evening and they will know how to count to 201 because Doug lists his
same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening and tonight is
posting number 201.

Fifth, if you are taking weekly medication and that day falls on a Sunday,
you will know it is time to take a pill because Doug lists his same old used
Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening.

Finally, if you are just a person looking on RBM for bike parts you can
share with others on this list in being a part or internet history as Doug
lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale this Sunday evening for the
ever-increasing world-record 201st time.

Thanks, Doug, for being such a help to others!

Personally I have been using Doug's postings to remind myself to head
in for Dialysis. The virtues of predictability. I would also point
out that our viewers in other time zones may be able to use Doug's
postings to remind themselves to attend church, and other religious
activities. And, on this particular day, our friends in time zones
further ahead can be reminded to celebrate Presidents Day.

Possibly most importantly, internet aware students the world over can
set email reminders to wake up their still inebriated butts and head to
class on Monday mornings.

I would also like to remind everyone that i have a similar seatpost
priced at 19.99.

Frank-
that is truly funny.

thanks.