These are the laws that will protect the Cyclists under theRevolution

Some question the validity of my metaphors (someone called "Ed"), but
they are just the perfect metaphors to live by...

On Jun 1, 10:54 am, "§nühw¤£f" wrote:
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of
Quixotic Enterprises"

A monkey
faces the hungry lion and tells him: "You can eat my banana!"
Ain't it funny?

Not sure what that means.

It means many things, but it can be explained this way: Lions eat
monkeys, and monkeys eat banana... The monkey says, "Hey, Mr. Lion,
you can eat my banana!"

Banana can be "love" or this...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...ow67/3_013.jpg

Notice the monkey is using his mind to defeat the powerful but stupid
beast.

The banana is very sexual metaphor exploited by the monkey to
proclaim, "Make love not war!"


Leave all lame metaphors aside.

Physician, heal thyself?

We all live by metaphors, but the Bible's snake and Adam & Eve taking
a bite really suck.


We are all dealing with the Law of
the Jungle here.

Which is what exactly?

Again, it could be interpreted as "the big fish eats the little fish"
as proposed by the lion, or "you scratch my back, I scratch yours" as
proposed by the monkey.


It's all here...

http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION

On Jun 1, 11:08 am, Robert James wrote:

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Yep, the simple life in the trees makes perfect sense, particularly if
lying in a hammock.

On Jun 1, 5:07 pm, xeno wrote:
On May 31, 2:21 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" wrote:

Yep, they are afraid of the competition

Peds shouldn't have to compete with cyclists. & none of us shouldn't
be slaves to the oil companies.

Excellent point. They push the cyclists to the sidewalks, where they
become a problem to themselves (falling at curbs or hitting a sign
post) and others even more vulnerable like the elderly and kids. But
the predatory corporations are perfectly happy with that
"arrangement"... and so are the happy sheep.

"SAY NO TO SHEEP!"

http://www.johnsmilitaryhistory.com/sheep.gif