April 1, 2005 headlines

maxo wrote:


[Adds Bill Sorenson to permanent killfile]

Ah, plonking, nothing's better.


FREE WILLY!!!

maxo wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:13:55 +0000, Bill Sornson wrote:

So was her post, "maxo".

There is nothing in it to indicate that it was a joke, either in tone, nor
in emoticon. Maggie is a newcomer to cycling, so she may have taken a
facetious comment literally. No shame in that.

Also, that's a great word. It's the only word that I can think of
where ALL the vowels appear in their correct alphabetical order:

f-A-c-E-t-I-O-U-s.

Cool, huh?

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 17:27:42 +0000, Neil Brooks wrote:

maxo wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:13:55 +0000, Bill Sornson wrote:

So was her post, "maxo".

There is nothing in it to indicate that it was a joke, either in tone,
nor in emoticon. Maggie is a newcomer to cycling, so she may have taken a
facetious comment literally. No shame in that.

Also, that's a great word. It's the only word that I can think of where
ALL the vowels appear in their correct alphabetical order:

f-A-c-E-t-I-O-U-s.

Cool, huh?

rofl!!

How random and good!

I finally learned how to spell it--I'd been spelling it "fascitous" for
the longest time [blush]. We shouldn't get our fascism mixes up with our
faces or something like that. :P

Neil Brooks wrote:
maxo wrote:


[Adds Bill Sorenson to permanent killfile]

Ah, plonking, nothing's better.


FREE WILLY!!!

I second that emotion. Willy should be free. This is story of a NG and
their killer poster named Willy, and how love set him free.
Out of the killfile and into the thread.
Maggie (painting picket signs)

maxo wrote:
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:13:55 +0000, Bill Sornson wrote:

So was her post, "maxo".

There is nothing in it to indicate that it was a joke, either in
tone, nor in emoticon. Maggie is a newcomer to cycling, so she may
have taken a facetious comment literally. No shame in that.

Dude, here's a dime. Buy a clue.

My post was not condescending to say the least, but highly informed
and of great value to the human race. It was fully of wisdom, chopped
nuts, and other fruits of the earth.

While it was fruity, it was also a tad smarmy to Maggie. Face it, she
joined in the spirit of the original April Fool's post, and you didn't pick
up on it. (The fact that she IS a newbie gives it away, as she wrote all
that "faux knowledgeable" stuff about high-end bikes.)

You are an overly sensitive pussilanimous douchebag.

That is something from which I shall never recover. (The insult, that is,
not the douchebaggery.) Oh, and check your spelling! Pussy animus? Or
pusillanimous?!?

[Adds Bill Sorenson to permanent killfile]

Ah, plonking, nothing's better.

And you call ME over-sensitive! (Oh, and learn to spell that which you
plonk.)

Resisting urge to say something about typical liberal wimpiness,

Free Willy II

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:41:25 -0800, Maggie wrote:


Neil Brooks wrote:
maxo wrote:


[Adds Bill Sorenson to permanent killfile]

Ah, plonking, nothing's better.


FREE WILLY!!!

I second that emotion. Willy should be free. This is story of a NG and
their killer poster named Willy, and how love set him free. Out of the
killfile and into the thread. Maggie (painting picket signs)

Shouldn't this be willy.unzip.misc?

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 17:32:37 GMT, maxo wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 17:27:42 +0000, Neil Brooks wrote:

maxo wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:13:55 +0000, Bill Sornson wrote:

So was her post, "maxo".

There is nothing in it to indicate that it was a joke, either in tone,
nor in emoticon. Maggie is a newcomer to cycling, so she may have taken a
facetious comment literally. No shame in that.

Also, that's a great word. It's the only word that I can think of where
ALL the vowels appear in their correct alphabetical order:

f-A-c-E-t-I-O-U-s.

Cool, huh?

rofl!!

How random and good!

I finally learned how to spell it--I'd been spelling it "fascitous" for
the longest time [blush].

Too many episodes of Hogan's Heroes.

Ron

maxo wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:41:25 -0800, Maggie wrote:

Neil Brooks wrote:
maxo wrote:

[Adds Bill Sorenson to permanent killfile]

Ah, plonking, nothing's better.

FREE WILLY!!!

I second that emotion. Willy should be free. This is story of a NG and
their killer poster named Willy, and how love set him free. Out of the
killfile and into the thread. Maggie (painting picket signs)

Shouldn't this be willy.unzip.misc?

Don't say that or someone will bring up Monica and...

.... oops.

Besides, you don't REALLY want Bill in there with all the other
riff-raff in your kill file, do you? He'll get 'em organized and
they'll sneak out and reformat your hard drive.

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 00:33:08 +0000, RonSonic wrote:


Too many episodes of Hogan's Heroes.

Ron

Blame it on Klink...

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 17:54:52 -0700, Mark Hickey wrote:

maxo wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:41:25 -0800, Maggie wrote:

Neil Brooks wrote:
maxo wrote:

[Adds Bill Sorenson to permanent killfile]

Ah, plonking, nothing's better.

FREE WILLY!!!

I second that emotion. Willy should be free. This is story of a NG and
their killer poster named Willy, and how love set him free. Out of the
killfile and into the thread. Maggie (painting picket signs)

Shouldn't this be willy.unzip.misc?

Don't say that or someone will bring up Monica and...

... oops.

Besides, you don't REALLY want Bill in there with all the other riff-raff
in your kill file, do you? He'll get 'em organized and they'll sneak out
and reformat your hard drive.

My Maxtor HDD is penguin powered and will use frozen herrings to protect
itself.

(only did a 30 temp kill, not the same as the true spam, it's lonely in
there )