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  #121  
Old February 11th 16, 06:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Mon, 8 Feb 2016 09:00:43 -0800 (PST), Tom Crispin wrote:

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By the way, the collective noun for cyclists is "peloton" not "pack".


No, it isn't.


Yes it is.

That's just an affectation adopted by people who think it makes them
sound somehow better than they actually are.


No it's not.


Please Sir - which dictionary are you using - can you share your "definition"
with the class
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  #122  
Old February 11th 16, 06:59 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Mon, 08 Feb 2016 22:11:29 +0000, Peter Parry wrote:

On Mon, 8 Feb 2016 01:25:13 -0800 (PST), Tom Crispin
wrote:

By the way, the collective noun for cyclists is "peloton" not "pack".


Is it? It seems to be a very recent intruder derived from the French
for" small balls" according to the Oxford Dictionaries site.

Rather unfortunate. A croissant of cyclists would have been less
embarrassing. In any event it only applies to the push bike riders in
a race (where the cumulative effects of saddle irritation and a
predilection for drugs may make it quite accurate).

Possibly for a pack of standard issue push bikers - an annoyance of
cyclists, an embarrassment of cyclists, an irritation of cyclists, a
drizzle of cyclists?


I prefer a rabble of cyclists.

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Old February 11th 16, 09:28 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Thursday, February 11, 2016 at 6:59:56 AM UTC, Judith wrote:
On Mon, 08 Feb 2016 22:11:29 +0000, Peter Parry wrote:

On Mon, 8 Feb 2016 01:25:13 -0800 (PST), Tom Crispin
wrote:

By the way, the collective noun for cyclists is "peloton" not "pack".


Is it? It seems to be a very recent intruder derived from the French
for" small balls" according to the Oxford Dictionaries site.

Rather unfortunate. A croissant of cyclists would have been less
embarrassing. In any event it only applies to the push bike riders in
a race (where the cumulative effects of saddle irritation and a
predilection for drugs may make it quite accurate).

Possibly for a pack of standard issue push bikers - an annoyance of
cyclists, an embarrassment of cyclists, an irritation of cyclists, a
drizzle of cyclists?


I prefer a rabble of cyclists.


A slime of Judiths.
  #124  
Old February 11th 16, 11:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 06:53:48 +0000, Judith wrote:

****wits


Thank you kind madam for that great compliment, especially as it comes
from you.
Now please vomit in my direction the further excellent accolade of
worthless bag of filth. That would be so nice coming out of your mouth.

I feel absolutely honoured to be called a ****wit by you.
After all I ride a bicycle, and we all know what you think of bicyclists.
I really feel complimented by that, because you said it.
  #125  
Old February 11th 16, 01:06 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Kerr Mudd-John
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On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 09:28:23 -0000, Tom Crispin wrote:

On Thursday, February 11, 2016 at 6:59:56 AM UTC, Judith wrote:
On Mon, 08 Feb 2016 22:11:29 +0000, Peter Parry
wrote:

On Mon, 8 Feb 2016 01:25:13 -0800 (PST), Tom Crispin
wrote:

By the way, the collective noun for cyclists is "peloton" not "pack".

Is it? It seems to be a very recent intruder derived from the French
for" small balls" according to the Oxford Dictionaries site.

Rather unfortunate. A croissant of cyclists would have been less
embarrassing. In any event it only applies to the push bike riders in
a race (where the cumulative effects of saddle irritation and a
predilection for drugs may make it quite accurate).

Possibly for a pack of standard issue push bikers - an annoyance of
cyclists, an embarrassment of cyclists, an irritation of cyclists, a
drizzle of cyclists?


I prefer a rabble of cyclists.


A slime of Judiths.


Nah, it's a one-off. Luckily.

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Bah, and indeed, Humbug
  #126  
Old February 11th 16, 03:03 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 01:28:23 -0800 (PST), Tom Crispin wrote:

snip

Possibly for a pack of standard issue push bikers - an annoyance of
cyclists, an embarrassment of cyclists, an irritation of cyclists, a
drizzle of cyclists?


I prefer a rabble of cyclists.


A slime of Judiths.

TOM CRISPIN is one of the saddest people on usenet. He is a failed teacher.
He is a well known stalker, having scoured the internet for personal details
of other posters, which he has then posted. These included family photographs of children - and address details.
He publishes the full address details of people who have had an incident with a cyclist.
The only reason he would do this is to encourage vigilante action.
He finds it necessary to tell people on usenet how well off (he thinks) he is, at every opportunity;
he must think people are interested and that they believe him.
He is also a pervert, having described his thoughts of female sex organs sliding down car windscreens.

Tom Crispin is a cyclist and clearly mentally ill.

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Old February 12th 16, 09:34 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On Thu, 11 Feb 2016 15:03:13 +0000, Judith wrote:

TOM CRISPIN


Judith is also known as a slime eel, though she is not an eel. She
belongs to the class Agnatha, fish without jaws.

is a cyclist and clearly mentally ill.


Thanks greatly kind non-eel for that grreat compliment!
Now please ejaculate to me the further accolade of being a canker and an
open wound.

After all I ride a bicycle, and we all know that you think bicyclists
are the ****witted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because you said it.
 




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