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Old August 1st 06, 04:46 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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Bill Sornson wrote:
Sojourner wrote:
And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?


Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.


It spread throughout his body, including brain, lungs and lymph nodes IIRC.


Yup, but it was testicular cancer that spread.

http://tcrc.acor.org/lance.html

Sojourner

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Old August 1st 06, 04:48 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:15:23 GMT, Bill Baka
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I don't even like to take Aspirin, although my doctor recommended it
after my Cholesterol came in at 201. Who is he kidding? 201 is high?
Bill Baka


Well, thanks for sharing.


Life is Good!
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Old August 1st 06, 04:49 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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On 1 Aug 2006 07:43:02 -0700, "Sojourner" wrote:


And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?


Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.


See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Ron
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Old August 1st 06, 04:51 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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RonSonic wrote:
On 1 Aug 2006 07:43:02 -0700, "Sojourner" wrote:


And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?


Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.


See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Ron


And they used those units to attack the WTC and the Pentagon...

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Old August 1st 06, 04:52 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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RonSonic wrote:
On 1 Aug 2006 07:43:02 -0700, "Sojourner" wrote:


And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer?


Firstly, it was testicular, not brain, cancer.

Of course, that is the part of the body that most men seem to think
with, so maybe that's a moot point.

Secondly, this wasn't faked. Only a whacko conspiracy theorist would
think that dozens of medical personnel would risk their licenses, the
reputation of the hospitals for which they work, and their professional
reputations by lying about a high-profile medical case. Or that such a
deception could possibly be carried of - for YEARS - without somebody
spilling it all to the public.


See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.

Ron


And they used those units to attack the WTC and the Pentagon...

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Old August 1st 06, 04:58 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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RonSonic wrote:

See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.


Don't worry. We are the gubmint, and we know where you are. Don't
struggle when the black helicopters land on your lawn. Resistance is
futile. You will be assimilated.

Sojourner

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Old August 1st 06, 06:23 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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In article ,
RonSonic wrote:

He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.


You're on something...
And I'd like to see the elite troops storming a country on bicycles!
(BTW, the Swiss Army phased out the units using bicycles two years
ago...)

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Old August 1st 06, 08:00 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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Qui si parla Campagnolo-www.vecchios.com wrote:
Did ya see that Floyd was reported to have artificial Testasterone in
him??


They said he rode like a robot... this could lead to a really, really
startling defense. The *real* reason the Mennonites live apart...

CYA Floyd!!


As in adios, 'cause I don't think he's gonna come up with a way to
cover his, uh, retreat.

Offering the theory that I haven't seen elsewhere (surprise); several
beers, several shooters (let's say six or seven good stout
boilermakers); he passed out with the patch(es) on.

Also helps explain the copious water usage, ex-and internal, and the
alleged foul temper of the next day (the "you want more, etc". etc.
quote). --D-y

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Old August 1st 06, 10:15 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:49:01 -0400, RonSonic
wrote:

See that's how big the conspiracy is. They use the allegations of doping to
cover up the fact that he's been completely biochemically re-engineered from the
mitochondria up. He's really an offshoot of a DoD project to produce
biologically engineered warfare units based on technology taken from Nazi labs
after WWII.


Combined of course with the alien DNA from the '47 Roswell event.


Jasper
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Old August 1st 06, 10:20 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.marketplace
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On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:38:29 GMT, "Bill Sornson" wrote:

PS: "Testasterone" -- hormone produced by driving a really fast Italian
car?


That's testarosterone.

Jasper
 




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