Inconsiderate parking

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On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0



Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0



******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

and yet most brits have roman blood

Romans aren't the same as modern egotistical loud mouthed hairy Italians.

that doesn't matter they're still in the country

They're not the same people! It would be like me saying your country is full of Africans when they're actually French. Different people!

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On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.

Not in considerable numbers.

Wrong, as always.

Google search reveals:
"In 2016, the Italian embassy in London estimated that 600,000 Italians were resident in the UK."
"results from the United Kingdom 2011 Census giving the UK Muslim population in 2011 as 2,786,635"

We have billions of Muslims,

Unlikely given the total population, even if everyone else had left.

2.8 million out of 65 million is a ****ing big percentage, given they've got their own country to be in.

? and a fair number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.

Wrong, as always.

"As of 2016, the number of Polish-born UK residents was estimated at 911,000"

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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so as
to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring the
BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly
on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the BMW
and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since seen
that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the wrong
side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than
the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.

You clearly are, that's why you are unemployable.

Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.

Don't need to.

Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks on
the right. Leave enough gap for
passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least
one car's length apart. Now put them all on the same side, no gaps
required.

That's not take up two spaces with one car.

The explanation was clearly too complicated for you.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

If every other car is on alternate sides of a road two car widths wide,
clearly you need a 1 car length gap between each parked car.

It wouldn't be possible drive down the street like that.

This equates to taking up twice as much space as all cars parked on one
side.

Wrong, as always.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself
outside their office. That will fix the problem.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

That won't get them doing anything any better.

It'll prevent them from doing the harm they are currently doing.

Nope. They'd just use temporary offices till that
one is replaced. With you in jail for setting fire to it.

If you set fire to yourself outside their office,
that will fix the problem completely.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes
up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

They do when it becomes a problem.

So they don't see that there is a problem.

It's not a problem, but an annoyance. I cannot tolerate stupidity.

Then top yourself.

But usually when a street gets very busy, people start seeing sense.

Don't believe that.

Yip, even in council estates.
https://goo.gl/maps/WD5ZE7AUq3D2

Pity about
https://goo.gl/maps/tm6hNg3YFzB2

Imagine all those cars on the left parked alternately on each side. There
would be room for exactly half the cars.

Wrong, as always.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.

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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:21:13 -0000, Meanie wrote:

On 12/27/2018 2:08 PM, William Gothberg wrote:
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking
wise.

It did once. I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately
parked so as to block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other
cars, ignoring the BMW (it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish
pricks) that was stupidly on the other side. When someone tried to get
past, I pointed to the BMW and blamed its driver. The guy trying to get
past went and knocked on his door and started yelling. I drove away and
left them to it.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything, and it's usually them
causing the problem in the first place!

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing
tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense. Draw a little
diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine. Parking on
alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes up twice the
room.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

Always good when idiots such as yourself damage other's property due to
your self righteous beliefs when they are within their legal rights to
do so.

Obviously you aren't intelligent enough to handle a trivial issue to
which sane people don't have a problem.

He may have the legal right to take up two spaces, but morally he's a
****ing arsehole, and he will get what he deserves.

And so will you.

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On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to
the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or
he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.

Not in considerable numbers.

Wrong, as always.

Google search reveals:
"In 2016, the Italian embassy in London estimated that 600,000 Italians
were resident in the UK."

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as always.

"results from the United Kingdom 2011 Census giving the UK Muslim
population in 2011 as 2,786,635"

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as always.

We have billions of Muslims,

Unlikely given the total population, even if everyone else had left.

2.8 million out of 65 million is a ****ing big percentage,

But clearly not billions.

given they've got their own country to be in.

So has everyone else.

? and a fair number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.

Wrong, as always.

"As of 2016, the number of Polish-born UK residents was estimated at
911,000"

That was a comment about the dagos, stupid.

On 2018-12-27 3:12 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

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"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I spoke to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him, or he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.

Not in considerable numbers.* We have billions of Muslims, and a fair
number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.

they don't want to be there

On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 2:15 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 1:08 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what
they do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so
as to
block the road.* I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was
stupidly on
the other side.* When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the
BMW
and
blamed its driver.* The guy trying to get past went and knocked
on his
door and started yelling.* I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since
seen
that car parked on the other side.* It used to always be on the wrong
side.* The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.* Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.
Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car
parks on
the right.* Leave enough gap for passing traffic to get past, and
parked
cars are at least one car's length apart.* Now put them all on the
same
side, no gaps required.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of
his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths,
takes up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

They do when it becomes a problem.* But usually when a street gets
very
busy, people start seeing sense.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.


he'll drive a scratched car and won't care

Nope, seen him washing the ****ing thing almost every day.* He'll care.

you could just learn how to drive you obviously suck at it

My driving ability is irrelevant to the fact that he is wasting parking
spaces.

learn to drive anyway

On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:17:56 -0000, Bob F wrote:

On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham.
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
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"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".* The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first car
to park dictating which side?

First car to park obviously.* It works ok in most streets,
particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home.* If people
parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and
there'd
be arguments.* How difficult is it to park on the same side as another
car which is close to where you're parking?* I always manage it, it's
not rocket science.

And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in effect?

When there are 4 on one side and 1 on the other, it's clear who went
wrong.

learn how to drive

My driving ability is irrelevant to him wasting parking spaces.

learn to drive anyway

On 2018-12-27 3:21 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:18:27 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:18:34 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 1:09 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 19:39:21 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 11:21 a.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed

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"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

wrote:

On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I spoke
to the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him,
or he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

and yet most brits have roman blood

Romans aren't the same as modern egotistical loud mouthed hairy
Italians.

that doesn't matter they're still in the country

They're not the same people!* It would be like me saying your country is
full of Africans when they're actually French.* Different people!

there are very few french people here maybe 10 %

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so as
to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring the
BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly
on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the BMW
and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since seen
that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the wrong
side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than
the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.

You clearly are, that's why you are unemployable.

Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.

Don't need to.

Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks on
the right. Leave enough gap for
passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least
one car's length apart. Now put them all on the same side, no gaps
required.

That's not take up two spaces with one car.

The explanation was clearly too complicated for you.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

If every other car is on alternate sides of a road two car widths wide,
clearly you need a 1 car length gap between each parked car.

It wouldn't be possible drive down the street like that.

Indeed, the space would probably have to be longer, making my point even more correct. Cars all on one side take up less room. If you wish to deny this, then explain why. Replying with paper bag nonsense only serves to show you're an ignorant fool.

This equates to taking up twice as much space as all cars parked on one
side.

Wrong, as always.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself
outside their office. That will fix the problem.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

That won't get them doing anything any better.

It'll prevent them from doing the harm they are currently doing.

Nope. They'd just use temporary offices till that
one is replaced.

They have limited funds. Perhaps they would then spend less on building speed bumps at £10,000 a piece. Seriously they do actually cost that much with all the paperwork. Not to mention the suspension damage that Joe Public pays for.

With you in jail for setting fire to it.

Only if caught.

If you set fire to yourself outside their office,
that will fix the problem completely.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths, takes
up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

They do when it becomes a problem.

So they don't see that there is a problem.

It's not a problem, but an annoyance. I cannot tolerate stupidity.

Then top yourself.

That would not remove the stupidity of my neighbour.

But usually when a street gets very busy, people start seeing sense..

Don't believe that.

Yip, even in council estates.
https://goo.gl/maps/WD5ZE7AUq3D2

Pity about
https://goo.gl/maps/tm6hNg3YFzB2

All those cars are parked on the right. The others are on the pavement and not in the way. The point that keeps eluding you is cars parked alternately ON THE ROAD taking up more room.

Imagine all those cars on the left parked alternately on each side. There
would be room for exactly half the cars.

Wrong, as always.

For gods sake get a bit of paper and work it out with a little diagram. If you can prove I'm wrong with your own diagram, I will accept defeat. But that ain't gonna happen, because I know I'm right.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.

Not aimed at his car. People tend to film their own land.