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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
Evolution in action AGAIN!
Mike http://www.1xx.co.nz/stories/news.127442.html: Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play 11 Feb 2008 Organisers of "Shakespeare in the Park" are apologising to the public for the event being postponed. Saturday night's peformance at the Riverbank Amphitheatre in Whakatane couldn't go ahead following the leading man concussing himself prior to the performance in a mountain biking accident. But, Whakatane District Community Arts Council Chairman Ross Boreham says this Summer Arts Festival event will be held on a date yet to be confirmed. He says it's unfortunate the event couldn't go ahead as planned. Mr Boreham apologises to anyone who missed out. -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
On Feb 11, 8:13 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:
Saturday night's peformance at the Riverbank Amphitheatre in Whakatane couldn't go ahead following the leading man concussing himself prior to the performance in a mountain biking accident. Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX MACDUFF Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed, That you do lie so late? Porter 'Faith sir, we were riding till the second cock: and mountain biking, sir, is a great provoker of three things. MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and vomiting. CC |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
Following up on my own post:
MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? Nuts! I messed it up. Should have been: MACDUFF What three things does mlountain-biking especially provoke? Sorry. Nothing to see here. Move along. CC |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
Corvus Corvax wrote:
Following up on my own post: MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? Nuts! I messed it up. Should have been: MACDUFF What three things does mlountain-biking especially provoke? Clearly not splel cheque Sorry. Nothing to see here. Move along. At least it doesn't provoke urine ;-) Shawn |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
"Corvus Corvax" wrote in message ... Following up on my own post: MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? Nuts! I messed it up. Should have been: MACDUFF What three things does Vandeman especially provoke? fixed. |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
On Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:59:06 -0800 (PST), Corvus Corvax
wrote: On Feb 11, 8:13 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote: Saturday night's peformance at the Riverbank Amphitheatre in Whakatane couldn't go ahead following the leading man concussing himself prior to the performance in a mountain biking accident. Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX MACDUFF Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed, That you do lie so late? Porter 'Faith sir, we were riding till the second cock: and mountain biking, sir, is a great provoker of three things. MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter Marry, sir, nose-painting, Didn't you mean "nose-planting"? sleep, and vomiting. CC -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
On Feb 12, 8:26 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:
Didn't you mean "nose-planting"? That's the spirit! How about: MACDUFF What three things does mountain biking especially provoke? Porter Marry, sir, face-planting, bleeding, and vomiting. CC |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
On Feb 12, 8:43*pm, Corvus Corvax wrote:
On Feb 12, 8:26 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote: Didn't you mean "nose-planting"? That's the spirit! How about: MACDUFF What three things does mountain biking especially provoke? Porter Marry, sir, face-planting, bleeding, and vomiting. CC Banter Banter Banter...you smile with hate at others misfortunes... Darwinism would be great if you just dropped off the radar...or maybe mother nature would call you a hypocrit when your on the plane and strike it down...horrible thoughts ( well...maybe a GodSend) but basically you speak the same hate. You horrible hypocrit.. No Facts, all opinions...that's you. I am sure you have statistics made up in your mind...so go ahead... *sigh* |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
On Feb 14, 9:00 am, "
wrote: Banter Banter Banter...you smile with hate at others misfortunes... Darwinism would be great if you just dropped off the radar...or maybe mother nature would call you a hypocrit when your on the plane and strike it down...horrible thoughts ( well...maybe a GodSend) but basically you speak the same hate. You horrible hypocrit.. Thou gleeking flap-mouthed infection! Thou errant prick-eared murderous coward! Thou churlish tickle-brained canker-blossom! Oh, you are sick of self-love, my friend, and taste with a distempered appetite. To be generous, guiltless and of free disposition, is to take those things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets: there is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove. CC |
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Mountain bike accident postpones Shakespeare play
"Corvus Corvax" wrote in message ... Thou gleeking flap-mouthed infection! Thou errant prick-eared murderous coward! Thou churlish tickle-brained canker-blossom! Oh, you are sick of self-love, my friend, and taste with a distempered appetite. To be generous, guiltless and of free disposition, is to take those things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets: there is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove. CC If you enjoy language bardian you may enjoy a Shakespearian version of "Who's On First." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaGHV...eature=related |
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