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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Mar 8, 7:00 am, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11 pm, Bertie Wooster wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. Good thing that he will not be involved in the installation of my new bathroom then - I get my £8000 annual bonus in two weeks time. -- Simon Mason Will you be doing any wiring work? Judging by the quality of the electrical installation in your kitchen, I hope Mrs. M's got adequate insurance. |
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On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11*pm, Bertie Wooster wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. *Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. Says the ****wit who could not fit wiper blades correctly. -- Mason is in denial - he is an alcoholic. He claims that he drinks ten to twelve pints a night and that it does him no harm. He needs to seek help. |
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On Thu, 8 Mar 2012 00:51:01 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote: On Mar 8, 7:00*am, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11*pm, Bertie Wooster wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. *Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. Good thing that he will not be involved in the installation of my new bathroom then - I get my £8000 annual bonus in two weeks time. I wonder why so many of the psycholists here have to tell us how much they have spent on this thing or that thing. I think it must be some sort of insecurity. |
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:45:45 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: On 08/03/2012 04:35, Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11 pm, Bertie wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. No batteries in your flashlight? Or no lead in your pencil? Funny you should say that - I'll send you a facebook link :-) |
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On Mar 8, 7:00*am, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11*pm, Bertie Wooster wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. *Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. Or he could have buggered it up by trying to jam in C sized cells instead. -- Simon Mason |
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On Thu, 8 Mar 2012 01:37:32 -0800 (PST),
wrote: On Mar 8, 6:58 am, Bertie Wooster wrote: Is there any need for such abusive responses? No. Except in the special case of Meds. He can't take it like he can dish it out though, can he? Nope. He called me a "****wit", and I called him a "handyman", and he's the one complaining. |
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:48:13 +0000, JNugent
wrote: On 08/03/2012 08:41, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 07/03/2012 21:06, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:20:58 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 07/03/2012 06:54, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:54:18 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I wonder if there are any d-i-y experts here (non-electrical) I'll try to help Judith. Judith asked for a DIY *expert*. Posted by the incompetent ****wit who needs instructions to assemble IKEA furniture... Posted by the illiterate handyman who cannot read IKEA instructions - and knows better anyway. We have covered this before halfwit. Please explain to the rest of the class how it is possible to 'read' pictures. Well, to be fair... you can "read" a map and a map is really only an annotated picture. But I don't suppose Meds can read one of those either. And I do know better. Somehow I doubt it. |
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On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:51:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. I really must tell my growing list of customers not to book me anymore. I know I have prospered through the worst recession in living memory, have more work than I can handle, run the most successful handyman business in the area and am the only Fair Trader handyman service in town. Good for you. I am genuinely happy the drains in Medway are in such a state that your craft is in high demand. |
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