Race of Truth

On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. They
will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison
staff. At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on
identically equipped machines. The winner will be declared to be
"believable". The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and
will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed
upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course).

I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons:

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id..._style/?page=1

On May 27, 5:12*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo *wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. *They
will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison
staff. *At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on
identically equipped machines. *The winner will be declared to be
"believable". *The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and
will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed
upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course).

I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons:

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id..._style/?page=1

Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary
RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride,
not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera.

If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without
developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent
and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. If he cannot
then shall he be cast into the outer darkness.

Fredmaster Ben

On May 28, 5:01*am, Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:
On May 27, 5:12*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:









On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo *wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. *They
will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison
staff. *At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on
identically equipped machines. *The winner will be declared to be
"believable". *The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and
will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed
upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course).

I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons:

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id...1/31/justice_m...

Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary
RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride,
not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera.

If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without
developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent
and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. *If he cannot
then shall he be cast into the outer darkness.

Fredmaster Ben

Are you kidding, these guys would all jump at this opportunity which
would get them all off the hook.

-ilan

Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:
Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary
RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride,
not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera.

As an alternative to StateMurder no doubt..

If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without
developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent
and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. If he cannot
then shall he be cast into the outer darkness.

They will need to test for cortisone based saddle sore remedies.

On May 27, 11:01*pm, Fredmaster of Brainerd
wrote:
On May 27, 5:12*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:









On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo *wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the
nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and
obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and
Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4
months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an
ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical
meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. *They
will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison
staff. *At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on
identically equipped machines. *The winner will be declared to be
"believable". *The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and
will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed
upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course).

I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons:

http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id...1/31/justice_m...

Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary
RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride,
not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera.

If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without
developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent
and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. *If he cannot
then shall he be cast into the outer darkness.

Fredmaster Ben

If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without
developing saddle sores

Additional stipulation: The accused must complete the trainer session
is a pair of denim cut-offs worn commando-style.