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benjo maso wrote:
My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner. RicodJour wrote: I don't see what's so strange about that. You can't tell me that you've never visited your father-in-law's house, you were hungry and decided to bake one of his pets and eat it. Happens to me all of the time... Luckily his father in law wasn't a racehorse trainer. |
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benjo maso wrote:
"Dwayne" wrote in message ups.com... Montesquiou wrote: For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : More ? When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs, along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational purposes. We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the Nobel Prize for literature? Benjo Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm? |
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"Ernst Noch" wrote in message ... benjo maso wrote: "Dwayne" wrote in message ups.com... Montesquiou wrote: For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : More ? When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs, along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational purposes. We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the Nobel Prize for literature? Benjo Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm? He would manage to carry it off, claiming it was only for cycling. Benjo |
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Dwayne wrote:
When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs, along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational purposes. benjo maso wrote: We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the Nobel Prize for literature? Ernst Noch wrote: Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm? They should when the recipients are mathematicians or astrophysicists. |
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Montesquiou wrote:
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) More ? My favorite: Chistian Henn, 1999, Testosterone: """ Henn was caught in the Tour of Bavaria with an extremely high level of testosterone. According to Henn the reason must have been that he had taken some natural fertility-raising (no pun intended) remedy, since his values were completely normal the day after the test. "This product helped us in 1997 to have our first child, and my wife is now pregnant again", said Henn to German website Radsport. """ http://www.cyclingnews.com/results/1...oct7news.shtml Dieter Baumann, 1999, Nandrolone: "Someone spiked my toothpaste" And than there is Johann Mühlegg, caught in 2002, cross country skier, whose personality is so bizarre, I don't even remember what he came up with. He left the german federation because they allegedly conspired to damage him in a spiritual way or something. |
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Ernst Noch wrote:
And than there is Johann Mühlegg, caught in 2002, cross country skier, whose personality is so bizarre, I don't even remember what he came up with. He left the german federation because they allegedly conspired to damage him in a spiritual way or something. A skiing version of VDB. |
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Montesquiou solemnly wrote in
: For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the following : "It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque) «Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell) "Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd) "an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham) More ? Do not forget Raimondas Rumsas while his wife was caught with a big luggage of forbidden medicine in her car: "it is for my aged mum". |
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, Donald Munro wrote: Dwayne wrote: When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs, along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational purposes. benjo maso wrote: We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the Nobel Prize for literature? Ernst Noch wrote: Do they do doping tests over there in Stockholm? They should when the recipients are mathematicians or astrophysicists. Quibble: No Nobel prize for mathematics. http://www.mathunion.org/medals/Fields/index.html Even more obscu No Nobel prize for economics. http://www.opendemocracy.net/themes/article-9-665.jsp -- Michael Press |
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