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Old January 9th 06, 12:38 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Bwian hired at Bitch Shidda!!! AND MY WIFE IS A SKANKY BITCH!!!!

Hi readers, I'm proud to announce my new position. Click the link to
see my new "LOOK!"

Bwian Ball, editor in chief - Bentoverideronline.com

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Hot off the presess, Bwian from BROLie Land has just been hired by the

St. Petes Walkbike Company. He jumped at the chance to become the
newest Killer Bee executive. After years at the helm of #1 web site for

fat old geezers, his flair for promoting Bitch Shidda walkbikes above
all other recumbent products in the marketplace could no longer go
unrewarded by the Killer Bee board of directors.

According to Rich Pimpo, "We are excited to have Bwian on our payroll.

Prior to hiring him we did not have the budget to pay him cash for his
pro SlowGoWalker and walkbike reviews. We did however send him a number

of free walkbikes for his services. Now that he is a full time Killer
Bee, we have him by the balls just in time for our new product line
release for 2006. Bwian will be the highest paid Killer Bee executive
of all time to help susbsidize his new BROLie compound currently under
construction here in St. Petes.

Brian graciously accepted the honor and promised, "My first objective
is to re-locate our 2006 Brolie Rally to St. Petes, FL. Might as well
take advantage of the locals as they're ripe for the pickin's."

Fans of BROLie need not worry about Bwian shutting down his web site
anytime soon. Market analysts speculate this site will become the
primary web tool serving the exclusive needs of the St. Petes walkbike
manufacturer. Imminently, the FOGs of America will have no other
option than to sit on a recumbent that is too high for their feet to
touch the ground. And because it is well documented these bikes can't
stop well, the tidal wave of injuries are sure to continue. This
will not be good for senior citizen FOGs who are the target audience
for walkbike recumbents. Our senior's and AARP members of the USA
deserve better than this.

The staff at HRS are proud to see kickbacks and control of the media
not materializing at the Volae company. If you must buy a recumbent
highracer, please support the Volae Company run by hard working,
honest American folks with decent morals.

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