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Liz Hatch and Le Moustier
So we're touring the Dordogne and seeing some of the caves that Cro-
Magnon and Neanderthals lived in some 25,000 -40,000 years ago. In the caves at Le Moustier they also have some life size, life like models of Neanderthal men and women. So we come on this one and we're staring at it and asking "who the hell does that look like?" "That reminds me of someone but I can't place my finger on it" Finally it dawns on us - scrub it up a little bit and take some hair off and "Voila! C'est Liz Hatch! " The extruding forehead, gangly teeth and mis-shapen limbs were all there. I really think the tourist attraction could capitalize on this - put the ape woman in a white skirt out on the main road to attract ape fetish perverts, cycling fans and evolutions buffs like us. Just hire the masturbators at cycle passion to photo shoot the billboards. |
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Anton Berlin wrote:
So we're touring the Dordogne and seeing some of the caves that Cro- Magnon and Neanderthals lived in some 25,000 -40,000 years ago. In the caves at Le Moustier they also have some life size, life like models of Neanderthal men and women. So we come on this one and we're staring at it and asking "who the hell does that look like?" "That reminds me of someone but I can't place my finger on it" Finally it dawns on us - scrub it up a little bit and take some hair off and "Voila! C'est Liz Hatch! " http://news.discovery.com/human/neanderthals-interbreeding-humans-110825.html |
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On Nov 13, 10:10*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
So we're touring the Dordogne and seeing some of the caves that Cro- Magnon and Neanderthals lived in some 25,000 - 40,000 years ago. In the caves at Le Moustier they also have some life size, life like models of Neanderthal men and women. *So we come on this one and we're staring at it and asking "who the hell does that look like?" * "That reminds me of someone but I can't place my finger on it" Finally it dawns on us - scrub it up a little bit and take some hair off and "Voila! C'est Liz Hatch! " *The extruding forehead, gangly teeth and mis-shapen limbs were all there. I really think the tourist attraction could capitalize on this - put the ape woman in a white skirt out on the main road to attract ape fetish perverts, cycling fans and evolutions buffs like us. Just hire the masturbators at cycle passion to photo shoot the billboards. I find your post curious. Not for the content, which is the usual poorly masked obsession, but because of the timing. Aren't you on your honeymoon or some such? Why are you posting about your Liz-crush when you're supposed to be focusing on the woman that's right next to you? Are you sneaking off to the bathroom in the middle of the night to read Liz's twitter account and see what she's been up to? Lusting after someone in your heart is still cheating you know. Ask Jimmy Carter. One last thing. Could you please post a picture of your squeeze next to a picture of Liz? I have this theory about you and LANCE's mom. Thanks. R |
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On Nov 14, 9:17*am, RicodJour wrote:
On Nov 13, 10:10*pm, Anton Berlin wrote: So we're touring the Dordogne and seeing some of the caves that Cro- Magnon and Neanderthals lived in some 25,000 - 40,000 years ago. In the caves at Le Moustier they also have some life size, life like models of Neanderthal men and women. *So we come on this one and we're staring at it and asking "who the hell does that look like?" * "That reminds me of someone but I can't place my finger on it" Finally it dawns on us - scrub it up a little bit and take some hair off and "Voila! C'est Liz Hatch! " *The extruding forehead, gangly teeth and mis-shapen limbs were all there. I really think the tourist attraction could capitalize on this - put the ape woman in a white skirt out on the main road to attract ape fetish perverts, cycling fans and evolutions buffs like us. Just hire the masturbators at cycle passion to photo shoot the billboards. I find your post curious. *Not for the content, which is the usual poorly masked obsession, but because of the timing. *Aren't you on your honeymoon or some such? *Why are you posting about your Liz-crush when you're supposed to be focusing on the woman that's right next to you? *Are you sneaking off to the bathroom in the middle of the night to read Liz's twitter account and see what she's been up to? Lusting after someone in your heart is still cheating you know. *Ask Jimmy Carter. One last thing. *Could you please post a picture of your squeeze next to a picture of Liz? *I have this theory about you and LANCE's mom. Thanks. R Actually we are back and yes they (wife and liz) share a common trait(s) and it ain't teeth. |
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On Nov 15, 4:49*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
Actually we are back and yes they (wife and liz) share a common trait(s) and it ain't teeth. Vestigial penii? R |
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Liz Hatch and Le Moustier
On Nov 15, 2:49*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
On Nov 14, 9:17*am, RicodJour wrote: On Nov 13, 10:10*pm, Anton Berlin wrote: So we're touring the Dordogne and seeing some of the caves that Cro- Magnon and Neanderthals lived in some 25,000 - 40,000 years ago. In the caves at Le Moustier they also have some life size, life like models of Neanderthal men and women. *So we come on this one and we're staring at it and asking "who the hell does that look like?" * "That reminds me of someone but I can't place my finger on it" Finally it dawns on us - scrub it up a little bit and take some hair off and "Voila! C'est Liz Hatch! " *The extruding forehead, gangly teeth and mis-shapen limbs were all there. I really think the tourist attraction could capitalize on this - put the ape woman in a white skirt out on the main road to attract ape fetish perverts, cycling fans and evolutions buffs like us. Just hire the masturbators at cycle passion to photo shoot the billboards. I find your post curious. *Not for the content, which is the usual poorly masked obsession, but because of the timing. *Aren't you on your honeymoon or some such? *Why are you posting about your Liz-crush when you're supposed to be focusing on the woman that's right next to you? *Are you sneaking off to the bathroom in the middle of the night to read Liz's twitter account and see what she's been up to? Lusting after someone in your heart is still cheating you know. *Ask Jimmy Carter. One last thing. *Could you please post a picture of your squeeze next to a picture of Liz? *I have this theory about you and LANCE's mom. Thanks. R Actually we are back and yes they (wife and liz) share a common trait(s) and it ain't teeth. surgical enhancement? |
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Liz Hatch and Le Moustier
On 11/15/2011 1:49 PM, Anton Berlin wrote:
On Nov 14, 9:17 am, wrote: One last thing. Could you please post a picture of your squeeze next to a picture of Liz? I have this theory about you and LANCE's mom. Thanks. R Actually we are back and yes they (wife and liz) share a common trait(s) and it ain't teeth. Back in the old days, this wouldn't have passed without comment. |
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Liz Hatch and Le Moustier
Anton Berlin wrote:
Actually we are back and yes they (wife and liz) share a common trait(s) and it ain't teeth. RicodJour wrote: Vestigial penii? AKA chick dicks. |
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Liz Hatch and Le Moustier
Anton Berlin wrote in news:c4abe905-992f-4786-
: Actually we are back and yes they (wife and liz) share a common trait(s) and it ain't teeth. The answer could be that they share "Terrible Taste in Men Syndrome" except for the fact Hatch is friends with ED, and he's not such a bad guy so I'm stumped. -- Bill Fred |
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