lost your licence?

This comment was fielded whilst making a somewhat difficult right turn
this arvo by a CCCF (Cocooned Cretinous Carbon-Farter, ie, ******).
It's interesting that you are assumed automatically to have committed
some suitable misdemeanour in a land barge, and have therefore been
demoted to supposedly lesser forms of travel.
Or if you want it put biblically, you have been cast down from the
heights of auto heaven, by the Right Hand of God (ie, VicRoads)into
pedal-pushing purgatory.
Which of course is the opposite of the actual situation, the deadly
treadlie is my transport of choice when I don't have the wife or
anyone/thing else in tow (though the bike trailer does very nicely with
the weekly shopping).
Also noted several complete failures to give way during this run, and
examples of Inverse Proportion (vehicle size/engine capacity/noise
levels the inverse square of penile dimension). But you don't seriously
expect them to sacrifice their 2.1 seconds (average time gained/lost by
such stupidity) to a mere cyclist, do you?
Cheers,