Poochkums (Ride-A-Lot) and the Porpus had lunch

Poochkums, what did the Porpous/Porpoise say to you on your luncheon
with him?

Don't eat all the fishys and save some for him?

Watch out for the killer giant Mooseys?

Don't wear knee highs when you MTB, oh wait, you never MTB so don't
worry about that one?

Where'd you buy the G.I. Joe dolls that you use to guard your bikes
from the giant killer Mooseys at night?

......."Man, you are ugly just like Liberator said and boy oh boy do
you have big round boobies!"