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Old September 19th 12, 09:20 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mrcheerful[_3_]
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Default The apocolypse is he Cyclists attack cyclists.

"This was a most unusual assault. The victim doesn't know his attacker and
was just cycling along when he was suddenly struck with some force. He
required stitches for a cut to his face and also suffered swelling around
his mouth and left eye."
His assailant, who was cycling in the opposite direction when he launched
his attack, is described as a black man, around 6' 2", with a ponytail or
long braids, wearing a cycling helmet and cycling shorts and heading towards
Newhaven centre.


http://www.sussex.police.uk/news-and-events/news/2012/09/17/cyclist-assaulted-in-newhaven-'ride-by'-attack/


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Old September 19th 12, 09:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Default The apocolypse is he Cyclists attack cyclists.

On Sep 19, 9:24*am, "Mrcheerful" wrote:
"This was a most unusual assault. The victim doesn't know his attacker and
was just cycling along when he was suddenly struck with some force. He
required stitches for a cut to his face and also suffered swelling around
his mouth and left eye."
His assailant, who was cycling in the opposite direction when he launched
his attack, is described as a black man, around 6' 2", with a ponytail or
long braids, wearing a cycling helmet and cycling shorts and heading towards
Newhaven centre.

http://www.sussex.police.uk/news-and...9/17/cyclist-a...


Mrcheerful (Sept. 14th):-
"Pride seems to be the main reason that cyclists make up stories to
cover
their misfortunes."

So cyclist racially abuses Malaysian dwarf on a pogo stick, wearing
ear muffs and bondage trousers, heading towards John o'Groats, who
then retaliates physically. Cyclist invents better cover story in
order to salvage pride.

"Am I right, Sir?"
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Old September 19th 12, 09:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
John Benn
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Default The apocolypse is he Cyclists attack cyclists.

"Mrcheerful" wrote in message
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"This was a most unusual assault. The victim doesn't know his attacker and
was just cycling along when he was suddenly struck with some force. He
required stitches for a cut to his face and also suffered swelling around
his mouth and left eye."
His assailant, who was cycling in the opposite direction when he launched
his attack, is described as a black man, around 6' 2", with a ponytail or
long braids, wearing a cycling helmet and cycling shorts and heading
towards Newhaven centre.


http://www.sussex.police.uk/news-and-events/news/2012/09/17/cyclist-assaulted-in-newhaven-'ride-by'-attack/


A caller on LBC (a London radio station) last night said that he had given
up cycling in London partly because of the appalling behaviour of other
cyclists on the streets. He said he was getting cut up and verbally abused
by other cyclists.

There are two types of cyclist. A normal cyclist and a psycholist.

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Old September 19th 12, 09:42 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mrcheerful[_3_]
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Default The apocolypse is he Cyclists attack cyclists.

Squashme wrote:
On Sep 19, 9:24 am, "Mrcheerful" wrote:
"This was a most unusual assault. The victim doesn't know his
attacker and was just cycling along when he was suddenly struck with
some force. He required stitches for a cut to his face and also
suffered swelling around his mouth and left eye."
His assailant, who was cycling in the opposite direction when he
launched his attack, is described as a black man, around 6' 2", with
a ponytail or long braids, wearing a cycling helmet and cycling
shorts and heading towards Newhaven centre.

http://www.sussex.police.uk/news-and...9/17/cyclist-a...


Mrcheerful (Sept. 14th):-
"Pride seems to be the main reason that cyclists make up stories to
cover
their misfortunes."

So cyclist racially abuses Malaysian dwarf on a pogo stick, wearing
ear muffs and bondage trousers, heading towards John o'Groats, who
then retaliates physically. Cyclist invents better cover story in
order to salvage pride.

"Am I right, Sir?"


You are a loony.


 




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